Honey Pie ( J. Lennon, P. McCartney ) She was a working girl North of England way. Now she's hit the big time It the U.S.A. And if she could only hear me This is what I'd say Honey pie you are making me crazy. I'm in love but I'm lazy. So won't you please come home. Oh honey pie my position is tragic. Come and show me the magic Of your Hollywood song. You became a legend of the silver screen And now the thought of meeting you Makes me weak in the knee Oh honey pie you are driving me frantic Sail asrocc the Atlantic To be where you belong. Will the wind that blew her boat Across the sea Kindly send her sailing back to me Honey pie you are making me crazy. I'm in love but I'm lazy. So won't you please come home.