JOHNNY MAKE BELIEVE Waitress, more wine We celebrate, the life and times of Johnny Make Believe He was the greatest liar, of all mankind The biggest drunk, you ever saw alive He was a devil, undisguised He will be sorely missed tonight And the next day, will never be the same Without the beautyful Johnny Make Believe So let’s get high, laugh till we cry always remember, his last words: “farewell cruel world, all you pretty girls, don’t send me flowers, hold me in your dreams” and then the spirit in the bottle took our Johnny for a ride Come on waitress, pour us more wine to drown our grief, for Johnny Make Believe He tattooed my heart, branded my soul He said: “Go for true love, not for fool’s gold La, la, la, la la, la, la, la, la, etc., etc.