This weeks contestants are:
Name: Jonathan Davis and James 'Munky' Shaffer.
Occupation: Tortured singer and guitar-mangler with Donnington Kerrang! Stage headliners, KORN.
Specialist Subject: Clowns, blindness, and obscenities.
1. What is BSE most commonly known as?
James: "Is it a European thing?, oh great."
Jonathan: "Mad Cow's Disease?"
James: "Yessss!!!! Good guess, man."
Jonathan: "I'm a vegetarian now, and BSE was one of the reasons I stopped eating meat. It freaks me out. I don't want my
fucking brains running out my nose."
2. On entering the EEC, how many cigarrettes can you bring with you?
Jonathan: "Oh, man, What the fuck is it? Three?"
James: "Remember being on the boat at Dover, and there were all these guys with cartons? I'm gonna say 30 cartons."
Jonathan: "We'll say five cartons."
Kerrang!: "It's 'chokey' for you, then."
3. How many instalments of "Childern of the Korn" have there been?
Jonathan: "Three. The first one's the dopest, the second one was kind of cheesy, and the third one I didn't see. Bet it sucks."
4. Who won the Euro '96 competition?
James: "Nobody in the band's into sports."
Jonathan: "What is Euro 96?"
James: "Just pick one."
Jonathan: "Norway."
5. Name Slayer's second album.
James: "There was Reign In Blood, then ...."
Jonathan: "Seasons In The Abyss, maybe.."
James: "We'll say South Of Heaven."
Kerrang!: "It was Hell Awaits."
(The duo scream with the embarrassment of it all.)
Jonathan: "Fuck, I knew that song. Play it backwards and it goes, "Join Us", I liked it."
James: "Sicko."
6. Name Keanu Reeve's rock band.
James: "I saw them on The David Letterman Show."
Jonathan: "Er, were gonna suck."
Kerrang!: "Not as badly as Dogstar."
7. Who plays Quentin Tarantino's brother in From Dusk Till Dawn?
Jonathan: "Haven't seen it. Bruce Willis?"
James: "Boris Karloff."
8. What was the first single from Bon Jovi's Keep The Faith album?
James: "Keep The Faith, that was it. Oh fuck, I should have got that wrong, oh no..."
Jonathan: "You fucking rocker."
9. What is maize more commonly known as?
Jonathan: "Corn, we use maize as a dummy name when we do warm-up shows."
10. AS a result of losing her royal title, how much money has princess Diana been given?
Jonathan: "Was it 43 million pounds?"
Kerrang!: "No, she's not that important."
Jonathan: "I heard a story that when Diana and Prince Charles went anywhere, people had to build a toilet. Then the toilet seat
got sent back to the Royal Family, so no one could ever sit on it. The whole monarchy's fucked. It's a bunch of mother fuckers
who have dungeons. I bet they all beat each other and suck their genitals."
11. Who directed the Italian horror film "Tenebrae."
Jonathan: "Oh, Fellini?
Kerrang! "No."
Jonathan: "Fellini is the only Italian director we know."
12. What is 15 percent of 400?
James: "Oh, man, mathematics."
Jonathan: "Okay, 10 percent will be 40 bucks, is it 45?"
13. What colour is London's Central tube line?
James: "Lime green."
Jonathat: "I wasn't down there, so i can't tell you. We suck. How many have we got - two?"
14. Which band's second album is named "Ignition?"
James: "Ah, Offspring."
Jonathan: "They're from Huntington Beach, where we started the band. They're cool, but I'm not into that music at all. Noodles
is a really nice guy, although he seems to be full of himself."
15. Who played the photo-journalist in "Apocalypse Now?"
Jonathan: "Dennis Hopper. He is in my favourite movie, 'Blue Velvet'. I wish I could live 'Blue Velvet'."
16. Whereabouts would you find the human tragus?
Jonathat: "That's a hard one. I'd say the face. Fuck, it's the head. Is it a bone? The ear. Morturary College comes in handy
again."
17. Which rap band sampled a riff from Slayer's Angle Of Death?
James: "Public Enemy, 'She Watch Channel Zero'. When we were 18, we used to play that in the recording studio."
18. Name the four horsemen of the Apocalypse.
James: "Martin Sheen, Marlon Brando, Dennis Hopper."
Jonathan: "There's the white horse, the brown one..."
19. Which comedian recorded a live album and video called 'No Cure For Cancer'?
James: "Denis Leary. He's raw, man. He's hosting a new comedy over here called 'London Underground' or something."
20. What are the ingredients of a good bloody mary?
James: "Vodka, tomato juice, celery, tabasco, and a dash of pepper."
Jonathan: "Worcester sauce and maybe some long green beans. They're great for a hangover, and on a plane too. I don't
know why, but God they're good."
21. What do the opposite sides of a dice total?
Jonathan: "Seven, I know that from shootin' craps."
Kerrang!: "Isn't that a tad messy? Boom ching, I thank you."
22. Spell the word enema.
Jonathan: "E-N...there's a 'Y' in it. Fuck it. E-N-Y-M-A."
23. If a Londoner said that they were going to "Up the apples and pears", what would they mean they are doing?
Jonathan: "Going down on some chick's tits? Fucking? Drinking? We have no clue."
Kerrang!: "Up the stairs."
Jonathan: "Okay, I've gotta remember that. 'I'm going up the apples and pears, man'."
24. How many centimeters are there in a foot?
James: "A hundred?"
25. Which is the correct saying: The yolk of an egg is white, or the yolk of an egg are white?
Jonathan: "The yolk of an egg is white, No?"
Kerrang!: "It's yellow."
James: "Oh, man. That's like 'which is heavier, a pound of rocks or a pound of feathers?'. That is cool."
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