I know you've heard the song dreamer
and i reworked the lyrics to
make a spoof on it
take a look

Eater

Eater, you know you are a eater
Well can you put that ham in your mouth, Oh No!
I said eater, you're nothing but a eater
well can you put a ham in your mouth, Oh No!
I said far out how much that man can eat
wel you know you had it comin to you
now there's not alot i can do
We'll cook out someday
If I could cook something
you can cook anything you want, boy
If I could eat something
you can eat anything, celebrate boy
If I could cook something
well you can cook something
If I could eat anything
well can you eat something out this world
Cook a ham on a sunday
Take a life, take a holiday
Take a ham, take a eater
eat eat eat eat eat along........