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This WeeK: How to be a cool Korean

1. Wear clothes of two colors: your choice of black or white
2. Own an alphanumeric pager with a built in answering machine
3. Own a cellular phone .... " " " "
4. Have only Korean friends
5. Speak only in Korean
6. Dress as though you're headed for a party when you're actually going to class
7. If you're a girl, BE SURE TO STUFF YOUR BRA
8. If you're a guy, BE SURE TO SOUP UP YOUR ACURA INTEGRA
9. Smoke even if you don't know how to, especially if you're with friends
10. Travel only in droves of 10 and above to parties
11. Go to all the cool Korean "intercollegiate parties"!
12. Refuse to dance to anything but techno music
13. Whenever in droves of 10 or more Koreans, stare menacingly at all other Asians
14. Dance in circles at all parties and clubs
15. If you're a guy, BE SURE TO COP CHEAP FEELS OFF GIRLS YOU LIKE!
16. If you're a girl, BE SURE TO RUN YOUR FINGERS THROUGH YOUR HAIR EACH TIME YOU SEE A HOT GUY!
17. Wear only designer labels
18. Make sure designer labels are extremely visible. Better yet, make sure that the make is emblazoned on the front of the apparel
19. Own a pair of Doc Martens
20. Be very good at pool. Own a cue stick if you can, even if you know nothing about them
21. Make sure your parents are doctors, or better yet, grocery store owners
22. BELIEVE IN BARN JACKETS, J. CREW, AND TOMMY HILFIGER
23. Make sure you install every possible option you can in your car
24. Own a sports car
25. Date only someone that a friend of yours has already dated
26. Wear a polo shirt with an eastpak bag
27. Be a Christian pretending to actually care about the religion
28. Use church as a social ground to meet potential dates
29. If you're a guy, make sure your hair looks like the head of a circumsized penis
30. If you're a girl, make sure your hair is colored with tinges of brown or red for optimal "coolness"
32. If you're a guy, don't be embarassed that your penis is small. Instead, simply make sure that its size is inversely related to the loudness of your car's engine
33. If you're a girl, don't be embarassed about your small chest.
Instead, make sure that its size is inversely related to the amount of make up on your face
34. If you're a girl, weigh no more than 75 lbs.
35. If you're Korean girl, have eye surgery done so you can look like a goldfish
35. Date only the people from your own clique, or even "a cooler one"!
36. If you're in a group of 10 or more friends, stare menacingly at all interracial couples you see.




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