I'll bet he wac cool
This song featured in the encore of the Australian Shows, is a Stevie Wondersque groove addressing spirituality. Jesus is described in pop culture references and Darren hypothesizes about what would happen if Jesus Christ walked the Earth today. 
 
You know every once in a while 
I shoot the breeze I spend my time 
I talk about silly things 
I like to talk about Jesus Christ 
Cos I wonder what would happen if He passed you by 

Would you be scared? 
Would you believe in him? 
Would you bust your asses to get him institutionalised? 
  
Well, I bet he'd be cool 
I bet He be damn good looking 
I bet that He smelt divine I'm not talking about Calvin Klein's Obsession 
Just one of those people smell good all the time 
There's no reason why 
  
What would He wear 
Would He wear Tommy Hilfiger? 
Or prefer Urban Outfitted? 
I don't think so 
Well, I bet He liked Gaultier 
But you'd never find him in it 
I bet He liked Gaultier 

Lord I need your protection spend some time in my direction 
I need your protection spend some time in my direction 
I need your protection spend some time in my direction 

You know every once and a while 
I shoot the breeze I spend my time 
I talk about silly things 
And tonight I'd like to talk to you about Jesus Christ 
'Cos I wonder how we'd deal if He just passed you by 
I bet he'd be a star 
I bet my star wars figures He would be a movie star 
A Quentin Tarantino next-big-thing 
Prima donna, then he'd appear on Oprah 
You know what? I don't think so 
Could you imagine him hanging Piccadilly Circus 
Time Square, the walk of fame 
At Christies He could easily become a regular 
D'you know what? I don't think so 
I bet my speeder bike he'd turn his back on all of that 

Lord I need your protection spend some time in my direction 
I need your protection spend some time in my direction 
I need your protection spend some time in my direction 
  
Some people have just got it 
You know like standing next to Elvis Presley 
Well then multiply that feeling by 1 million and you know what I'm talking about 
Well I'll bet He was cool 
Man I bet that cat was so damn good looking