BSB come to CV
I made it up I did!! By the way, this is Lizzie. This will give you an example of what goes on at our lame ass school daily. Teachers pwease dont bust me be happy and read the disclaimer
It was a normal day at Cerro Villa middle school. The sun was shining, the students were screaming and there was a slight breeze. Everything was going normal, well, until the Backstreet Boys invaded the scene.
Ginger: oh my god its the Backstreet Boys
The BSB walk through the gate and sit down at the table where all the dorks are playing pokemon cards.
Nick: can we play?
Tyler: why sure
Jason: who are you guys anyways?
Brian: we're the Backstreet boys
Jason: why have you come?
AJ: we were on tour in Aneheim and we were in the mood to play pokemon cards so we went to the nearest school.
Kip: well ok
Accross the way Lizzie sees Nick
Lizzie: Oh my god!!! Its Nick Carter
She nearly shits while running over to him and giving him a big hug
Nick: youre cute
Lizzie does this stupid high pitched laugh and sits on his lap
Ginger: you know, you guys don't wanna be by these losers come and sit with us
Jason: I'm not a loser!! what are you talking about! I just talk to my weewee and have a unibrow!
Tyler: Neither am I! My best friend is Gascan!
Howie: ok
So they all go with Lizzie and Ginger to the ampetheitre where their weird friends are all sitting in a circle talking about lip piercing
Emy: I want my lip peirced dammit
Brooky: I want my genitals pierced
Brooke: I want Wes Borland
Lizzie: look who I brought
Brooky: eeeww its Backstreet Boys
Brooke: eeewwww its Nick get him away! get him away!
Ginger: shut the fuck up Brooke
Kevin: I can see we're not wanted here
Nick:(begins to cry):Lizzie why are they being mean to me??
Lizzie: c'mon Nicky lets leave they just like Korn(they all leave)
Meawhile back at The pokemon card playing table
Jason: Wow I just met Nsync!
Tgwwtp(The guy who wears tight pants AKA Brendan): Thats not Nsync you dumbass! Thats the Backstreet Boys!
Jason: oh I didn't know that...I just know about computers and magic cards
Tyler: I just know about magic cards and my studies, and Gascan
Tgwwtp: I know about buying tight pants
Just then AJ comes over and starts to question them
AJ: so, you guys ever scored with a chick?
Kip: scored? what does that mean?
AJ: it means, well it means(whispers into Kip's ear)
Kip: eeewww I'm not like that! Plus I could never get a girl!
Jason: I'm gonna score with Melech!
Tyler: in your dreams Jason!
Tgwwtp: I scored when I bought these tight pants(starts to lick his pants)
Menawhile Lizzie is introducing everyone to the Backstreet Boys, Ginger tags along while Lizzie goes bench to bench showing them everyone.
She is now introduc ing them to Kyle, Steven, Andy and Tim.
Tim: you guys suck
Kyle: yea you should go fuck a Lizzie or sumthin
Steven: or you could go fuck yourself
Howie: you guys are so mean, what the fuck did we ever do to you?
Brian: yea! what did we do??
Kyle: you were born!
Tim: Hey aren't you gonna break up with Allie today??
Tim's imagination: oooohhh Allie, u want me!! u want me!! I'm gonna be your baby when ur done with Kyle!!
Kyle: Well......she is a little hyper
Tim: go pleeeaaaaaaaasssseeeeee go!!!
Kyle: Allie!! Allie!! Come here
Lizzie: ur not gonna really do it r u??
Allie: KYLE!!! (Runs up to Kyle and takes off her shirt while licking his face)
Tim runs up to Allie and starts to attack her
Kyle: leave my girl alone!!( socks Tim who goes flying over the roof)
Allie: thanks babe!
Nick: well that was interesting
All: now leave!!
Lizzie: you guys are the ones that suck!!
You think you are cool and everything but youre not!
Just then Lizzie notices Angela running into the bathroom in tears with Tgwwwtp following waving around his tight pants
Tgwwtp: Angela! Oh sweet Angela! I'm so horny for your tight shorts! Lets make our tightness go into sweet harmony
Angela: I'm a girl u stupid ass i'm supposed to have tight shorts now leave me alone! This is not fourth grade pal!!
Tgwwtp: I'll never leave you until I get what I want!! NEVER
Then Tgwwtp kicks Angela into the girls bathroom where Britt Leary and Kristlyn Collucci are putting on thier makeup.
Tgwwtp rips off Angela's shorts and his tight pants and Britt and Kristlyn flee in the horrible sight
Angela: AAAAHHH DONT RAPE ME LEAVE ME ALONE!!! AHAAAAAHH
Tgwwtp: hehehahahahaa MUAHAHAHAHAH I'm a psychotic raper with tight pants! You'll never escape the rath of thy tight pants Miss Samuels! NEVER!!
Just as Tgwwtp puts his *censored* into action he is smacked and knocked out cold. It was Howie and he saved the day! Yay Howie!
Angela: oh Mr Howard Dorough you saved my life!
Howie: thank you thank you
Angela took Tgwwtp's lifeless body and started to slam it against the wall, this all of course after she got her tight shorts on and all was well
***but there is still more to this story****
So the BSB, Lizze and Ginger leave and go over to Casen & Pals(inside joke) because Lizzie felt that the Backstreet Boys should meet them. When they get there Casen and his pals just stares at Lizzie with a blank look on their faces....like always
Lizzie: no Scott i'm not gonna sing "Ill Never Break Your Heart"
Scott: thank god!!
Casen: why have you come??
Dane: I know Elizabeth likes me I know!! Now leave me alone!!
Lizzie: nonono!! The Backstreet Boys wanna sing for you
The BSB all start to sing "I'll Never Break your Heart" in honor of Scott and last year's Haloween festival at Serranno.
Scott: go away! go away! Please go away!!!
Suddenly Ginger comes running from accross the ampetheitre
Ginger: Lizzie! Lizzie! You gotta hear this!!!
Lizzie: what Ging?
Ginger: Jason is gonna try and score with Melech!
Lizzie looks over and sees Jason going over to Melech with AJ right by his side
Nick: oh my god!!! AJ!!!
Jason trots over to Melech who is sitting next to Laura and *eeewwww*...Aida
Jason: so babe, wanna party tonight?
Melech: what are you talking about??
Jason: you know what I'm talking bout
AJ: what dis guy is tryin to tell ya is that he wants to.....
AJ is interupted by a loud shreak coming from the other direction
Ginger: what the hell????
Cherise is running so fast that she topples down the stairs and right to Lizzie's feet, she can barley talk, only pant
Cherise: N-N-N-N---
Lizzie: just say it bitch
Cherise: NICKY!!!! AAAAAAHHHHH
Cherise jumps on Nick and starts frantically kissing him
Nick: aaahhhhh
Cherise: Nick i love you! Nick I LLLOOOOVVVEEE you!
Lizzie: back off bitch hes mine!!!
Cherise: yea uhuh Lizzie you just keep telling yourself that
Lizzie: youre the one whos attacking him!! He doesn't even like you he likes me!!
Cherise: he would push me off if he didn't like me(Nick pushes her off)
Lizzie: theres only one way to determine whos he is
Cherise: and what way is that??
Everyone: fight!!!!
Jason, Tyler Alexander, Tgwwtp, Kip, Allie, Angie, Brooke, Brooky, Emy, Elizabeth(BB), Kyle, Steven, Andy, Tim, Melech, Laura, (Aida wasn't allowed to come), Courtney, Krakhead, Danica, Ryan Leimkuhler, Britt, Kristlyn(ok ok can I stop naming peeps now!!) and many other peeps including the Backstreet Boys crowded around the two
Ginger: ok this has gotta be a fair and clean fight...you guys take it from here!
The crowd starts to cheer and chant "fight! fight!" frantically
Lizzie: hes mine I swore he was mine forever
Cherise: Lizzie I really think not, he was always mine
Lizzie: no he was mine before you so deal with it
Cherise: he was obviously mine before you so why don't you deal with
Lizzie: why you lil.....
Lizzie jumps on Cherise and they both start to beat the crap outta eachother, the crowd is going wild while they are on the groud punching and kicking eachother all for Nick
Cherise: mine mine!(gets socked) oooowwww! mine!!
Lizzie: MIIIIIINNN(gets socked)ooowww NNNNEEEEE
Ginger: beat the shit outta dat bitch! go go go!!
Courtney: c'mon Cherise you can do it!!!!! Kill her!!
Kyle: I'm cheering for who ever is against Lizzie....is that Cherise
Andy: no shit you dumbass!!!
Just then Mrs Esparza walks over
Mrs Esparza: whats going on here??
Nick: they were fighting over me!!
Mrs Esparza: well I'm afraid they get trash pick up
Brian: but...but it was for a good cause
Mrs Esparza: nonsense! fighting is bad.....Lizzie, Cherise, get your trash bags its time for some work
Lizzie and Cherise both start to collect trash from all the students while the BSB walk out the gates
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP< Lizzie's alarm clock
Lizzie: *yawn* what the fuck is goin on??
Lizzie finds herself in her bed and pajamas surrounded by all of her BSB, Nsync and LFO posters.
Lizzie: a dream? it was only a dream???
Lizzie just keeps talking to herself the whole morning until she finnally realizes at lunchtime that the Backstreet Boys will never come to her weird school but she will beat the crap outta Cherise and Cherise will probably beat the crap outta her and Jason will someday score with Melech