There are certain points in your life when
everything just begins to make sense. Its at times like these when you realise
youve had your eyes shut fast for way too long, that your prejudices have been
unnecessarily colouring your philosophy, and that all along youve been fancying the
wrong Spice Girl. I am humbled to have just recently
encountered one of these very experiences. "But what ground-breaking event was it
that forced your eyes to open up to this new and wonderfully sparkling universe?" I
hear you cry. Well, it was quite possibly the greatest movie to grace British cinema with
its presence in the past 20, 30, maybe even 50 years. Ladies and Gentlemen, I ask you to
bow down in the presence of Spiceworld - The Movie.
Some of you may mock, some of you may think that Im merely jesting with you, but
no. Im deadly serious. I too went in expecting to be disgusted by the mindless
throwaway second-hand Hard Days Night trash that the pre release press hype
(and backlash) prompted us to expect. The key here is to go in without preconceptions.
Dont expect The Sound of Music (Pop Remix) or a girl power Beatles style
epic for the 90s, because youre not going to get one. You never were going to get
one. Go in expecting a mindless, light-hearted and fun representation of a pop phenomenon
that have taken this country , and the world, by the balls on their own terms in an
extraordinarily short space of time, and you wont be disappointed.
The real surprise in the film was that they can actually laugh at themselves and that
they do continually poke fun at each other for the duration. Okay, so
Spiceworld may have one of the weakest storylines ever to make it to the big
screen, but the whole point of it is that its just one big laugh.
It was probably the cameo appearances that really made it so superb. Roger Moore is
fantastic as the master of the ridiculous metaphor and Richard E Grant holds his own as
their manager. Meatloaf though notches up his credibility by running away with the best
one liner of the film as their bus driver.
You may think that the film is primarily aimed at pre-pubescent sub-teenage girls, but
it works on more than one level, so nobody leaves dissapointed. Theres enough
innuendo and subtle naughtiness to keep the parents, and students of course, very happy.
As for my favourite Spice, Baby still does it for me, but Scarys performance
earned her extra points and when Posh dresses up as a Bond girl you just would not say no,
believe me.
Bring on the revolution. Up with girl power!
James Berry.