Here are my friends interesting little quotes they've got goin' for them... >

ME> "Yeah i know i do, but at least i am GOOD at it!"
"No thanks, I've had better offers!"

Phil Kalas~
"I'm not the sharpest knife in the pencil jar"
"drink 'till she's hot"
"Eagles May soar, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines..."
"....I did not have sexual relations with that woman....."
"my 3 year old son can do that, and I don't even have a son"
"Fat people sweat"
"We can't do that! It would make too much sense!"
"Happy overdose!"

Jill Walter~
"Get your rear in gear"
"They's not different... they're... yeah... GO RICKI!!"

Carrie Matthews~
"Straddle that cattle!"

Sheilaa~
"Hey now! Winning starts with losers!"

Allison King~
"Watch out! they'll find blood in your drug stream!"
"NOO! Don't use my calculator for math!!"

Lisa Collins~
"AHH! My kidneys itch!"
"You know what i realized when i got out of the shower? BOY AM I WET!"

Rachel "Buffy" Duffy~
"Less talk, more pee!"
"Pieter is really really cute!"

Chris Evans~
"I was feeling sassy this morning!"

Marrielle Louwers~
"PELUSA NEGRO!" (Black Fuzz)

Nicole Lorenzo~
"just smile and nod!"

Katherine Pagliai~
"....I'm just....gonna let myself out..."

Josh T~
"When accusing somebody of something, just remember: blame ends with 'me'.... and so does lame"
"Two wrongs don't make a right... but three rights make a left"
"It may be the early bird that gets the worm... but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese"
"He who laughs last, thinks slowest"
"Don't try... then ya can't fail"

yeah i know no quotes yet.. well SHUDDUP! i am getting some.. i gotta ask people first!