COLE SLAW: The Unauthorized Autobiography... I grew up in a little Ozark Mountain town called Despair, Arkansas (that's just down the road from Hope). Now, when most Hollywood types hear Ozarks, they start thinkin' 'bout that banjo boy from Deliverance. Well, I got news for you. Not every hillbilly is some farm animal doin', sister sleepin', pre-teen marryin', cross-eyed inbred, who'd like to have his way with a well-known character actor on an ill-fated float trip. I, for one, would never -- ever -- be caught dead -- with a character actor. Click Here to Go Home