Today's focus is Idiocy, with a capital "I". Once a term for a certain
level of mental damage, idiocy's definition has spread, overflowing its previous demarcations.This comes as no surprise;
after, a true "idiot" can no longer be called an idiot, by today's PC standards. No, he is a
"severely learning-challenged individual"; that's what the modern world says. Balls, I say. There are still
idiots in this world, and true, the learning-challenged part IS applicable, but not in the Old-World sense.
No, friends and neighbors, an idiot is someone who *can't* learn, or *won't* learn. This can be usually
attributed to an overlarge acumulation of shit in the forebrain, commonly mistaken for actual thought
process. Whether this blockage is due to society's meddlings or just an over-inflated sense
of self and ego is unknown, and more importantly, irrelevant.
No, what's RELEVANT here is the simple fact that these obdurate blockheads EXIST. The ones who don't listen...
who hear nothing but the sounds of their own voices. "No sir, do NOT try connecting; you only have one line."
"What? You want me to try again?" "No. You can't." "What, try again?"
"I'd like a cheeseburger, please...no mayo. "You want mayo on that?" "No, I don't."
And I get a cheeseburger w/ mayo, which makes me ill...
Friends, these people are a public menace, and should be stopped immediately. I myself, recommend swift and merciless
execution. Should you happen to know someone like this, or you yourself are this way, then please...
do the world a favor...PUT AN END TO IT NOW! IDIOCY MUST BE STOPPED AT ALL COSTS!
Otherwise, you'll most likely end up w/ bald spots, poor health, suffer from persistent
insomnia, mood swings, and be forced to eat mayonnaise until you die. I have seen this. Honest.
THIS IS ALL TRUE...I SWEAR.
