Nick & Dave's

1. Thy navel must forever be uncovered.
2. Thou must always dress according to thy "Spicy Nickname".
3. Whilst thouest speaketh of "Girl Power" thy tits must be at least 3/4 uncovered and jiggling dangerously.
4. Thy bust must be of a higher number than thy IQ.
5. Thy shalt speak not of "Mel A."
6. If thou is stuck whilst thinking of a rhyming word, make one up.
7. Thy must posess no musical talent whatsoever.
8. Thy shalt think not more than twice a week.
9. Thy natural hair colour shalt remain forever a mystery. (David Smith from school)
10. Thou shalt express individuality while in a group of like-minded types. (Simon Tyers.)
11. Thou shalt be appointed to conform with various social stereotypes, excluding the intellectual working class. (Angeliique)

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    I've edited this page, and I've stopped sticking up your suggestions (sorry, but I've got better things to do than sit here for 2 hours a day like I would have if I had to stick up every single one...) most of them were crap, anyway. But I've stuck up the good ones, and they will suffice. Enjoy.

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