Dear concerned citizen or outraged Spice Girls fan,We, as responsible internet users, would like in assure you that, despite the fact we would gladly see every copy of Wannabe hurled into a bottomless pit, or better yet, a black hole, we have no objections against individual members of the Spice Girls as people. At least, no objections which decency permits us to repeat in public. So please, just treat this page the way we intended it to be treated; as a critical viewpoint of the group and their "music" (we use the term loosly), to provide some sort of balance to the thirty-odd websites devoted to deifying the group. If you find something that seriously offends you, turn off your computer and cleanse your soul of the blasphemy you have read by kneeling in front of your Spice Girls CD, lighting three candles and saying "zigazig ha" twenty times. If, however, listening to the mind-numbing lyrics of Wannabe has depleted your brain capacity so much that you are unable to perform this simple task, notify us of your complaint, and, if we consider it to be within reason (which will really have to be something special) we will remove the offending material. IF we consider it to be within reason. We apologise to Spice Girls- haters with psycotic tendencies for including this hollow and meaningless disclaimer. You know how it is...
David Nemes and Nick James 15/2/97