Bazza P. Tommo Bazza R. Simmo Gazza Julius (aka Pinko) No pictures yet. But there soon will be!!
(As soon as I find some fat ocker blokes that won't mind being in this crappy take-off.)
Bazza P.
Real Name: Barrington Jones
Age: 36
Gut: 105cm
Bum Crack: 4cm
Piss: V.B.
Likes: Footy (South Sydney), Big Tits, Beer, Infomercials (especially with girls that wear lycra on exercise machienes that make them spread their legs and chests).
Hates: Light Beer. Movies that advertise "Nudity" and only have one tit shot, or show blokes nuddy.
Best Stuff That Happened To Him Ever: Started up the "Bothum's a poofta" clap at the 1986 Ashes Tour.
Tommo
Real Name: Thomas Thompson
Age: 41
Gut: 123.5cm
Bum Crack: 6cm
Piss: Fosters (origional, none of this "Light Ice" shit)
Likes: AFL (Swans), Pornos, Loopholes in the law regarding Indecent Exposure.
Hates: Fat chicks, Lifts that talk to you.
Best Stuff That Happened To Him Ever: When that lady thought he was a plain clothes copper.
Bazza R.
Real Name: Barry Roberts
Age: 39
Gut: 115cm
Bum Crack: 5.2cm
Piss: V.B.
Likes: The movie they made of the book: Terminator 2, Beer
Hates: Sexual Harassment Laws (he says he wouldn't mind it), Them poofs what always gets the good chicks. That dickhead from the "Demtel" ads, Yanks
Best Stuff That Happened To Him Ever: In 1997, when he got those 250 boxes of Arnotts Assorted Cream at 90% off.
Simmo
Real Name: Wallace Simmons
Age: 40
Gut: 103cm
Bum Crack: 3.7cm
Piss: XXXX
Likes: Footy, Perving at the topless chicks at Bondi.
Hates: Porno mags without beaver spreads, Big words.
Best Stuff That Happened To Him Ever: Kicking Goochie's Balls in. (May possibly never have happened)
Gazza
Real Name: Garath Johnson
Age: 38
Gut: 130.3cm
Bum Crack: 6.3cm
Piss: Tooheys
Likes: Beer, Footy, Pictures of famous chicks with their tits hanging out.
Hates: Light Beer, Chicks that lie topless face down, the smell that petrol makes.
Best Stuff That Happened To Him Ever: Was picking his nose and got a HUGE crunchy bit.
Julius (aka Pinko)
Real Name: Julius Timms
Age: 33
Gut: 88cm
Bum Crack: None
Piss: Doesn't drink
Likes: ABBA, Tight pants, Soap Operas, Mineral Water
Hates: When the others tease him, Loose clothes, stereotypical gay men
Best Stuff That Happened To Him Ever: Met the Construction Worker from "The Village People"
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