This is something that I shamelessly pinched from my favourite radio show, Martin Molloy(4-6 weekdays on the local Austerio network. Listen- it rules, even though the stations music is pretty crap) that they call the Spice Blokes. (BTW I had my Herb Blokes up way before I heard this) I haven't yet transferred the sound onto an .mp3 file, but I've written down the lyrics. They are now broardcast in London so check your guides if you're in that area. NOTE: If you're not an Australian you may not understand a lot of the references, so, after reading it click here and I'll try to explain it. This is here for educational purposes etc and other copyright bullshit. It is all their work and they are legends and you all have to listen to them and they're available in the UK now so that's no excuse and if you're elsewhere in the world bug your local radio station to get it there I think that that's enough of a plug.
Visit the Martin Molloy Website at:http://www.village.com.au/airwaves/austereo/martmoll/mm.htm
Spice Girls:I've given you everything, all that joy can bring yes I swear.
Spice Blokes:(speaking) 'Scuse us ladies, we'll take over from here. (singing) Last time I tried to talk to you I couldn't get past the Electrified fence. Just 'cause you took out a restraining order doesn't mean we can't still be friends I should have realised that something was wrong when you made me wear those tight leather pants And when you said why can't you be more like that Michael Flatley "Lord Of The Dance"You said "What have you ever given me?" and this is what I said: I've given you everything, I gave you Greg Mathews origional hair. I've brought you the sawn off head of a Wilderness Socieity Bear. I gave you the Paxtons couch, the one they sat on on "A Currant Affair" I took you out for a spin in Stephen Hawking's wheelchair. I just dunno why you hate me, when I've given you so much... Sorry about this Bullshit rap bit, we'll cut it out before it goes to air! I gave you a photograph of Ian Hewitson in his underwear. I gave you a safe packet of TimTams during that recent scare. I gave you a coat made entirely from Bill Lorie's nostral hair. I gave you a grebil that I'm told used to work for Richard Gere. I gave you those jeans that got ripped off Daniel Johns from Silverchair. I gave you a paino stool the one on which that David Helfcott went spare. I gave you some graphic film of Laurie Oaks eating a chocolate eclair. I gave you the full results of a recent Peter Andre pap smear.
This would all be Copyright to Martin Molloy so don't pinch it.
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