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                     PANTS
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I walk all around the house in nothing but a shirt 
I'm not embarassed to go out, 
it wouldn't be the first 
I've looked underneath everything 
the place is such a mess 
there's stuff to do, I must go out, 
it's probably for the best 

I couldn't find my pants today 
I think it's probably better that way 

I used to dream I was at school 
and running with no pants 
that nightmare has become my dream, 
it's difficult to grasp 
even though I must avoid a visit from the cops 
there's nothing I like better than to walk up to the 
shops 

I couldn't find my pants today 
I think it's probably better that way 

I walk all around the house in nothing but a shirt