Frenzal Rhomb are dirty punks.
"We are the punkest band on earth!"
We're so punk...That's why I hate the police. Fuckin' cops. They killed Sarcos, they framed Tim Anderson and they kicked over our booze."
"If at first you don't succeed it's probably because you're crap!"
"We are punk 24 hours a day non-stop. We never stop being punk. We live, breathe, sleep it."
(Question)Is swearing tough of is it a want of better education?
(Lindsay answers) "Get fucked, ya cunt!"
"The first song on the record (Meet The Family) is called Oh My God, Mum's Changed The Locks....but we were gonna call the album Oh My God I Just Ate Shit."
"I think our general plan of only doing demo tapes and giving them away at rallies went quite smoothly..."
Frenzal Rhomb are dirty punks
"Do not be alarmed by the inordinate amount of human excreta...."
"How can I fuck the system if I can't get it up?"
"Can I stick this umbrella in your fuzzy head?"
"G'day mayte, throw another shrimp on tha barbie."
"I like dogs but I couldn't eat a whole one."
"Leave them alone you fucking redneck security guards!"
"Uncle Ken is not your friend."
You're a fuck-up you're a joke, you're a clown, take your pants down. Get fucked you fucking fuckwit, you can't move into my house!!
"Yeah, we do sound Australian, even though we try to. But using words like 'Cockhead' will always make you sound Australian."
"There's alot of bands who don't sound Australian," offers Lindsay, can of worms at the ready and looking around for an opener.
"Yes, true enough, but let's not name fingers or point names..."
"Wankshaft is a good one," reckons Nat, getting back to the topic of Australiana. "Fucknuckle too! Rough sack even," laughs Jay.
"Youse go sick, eh! It that's not Australian I don't know what is," adds Nat with a tone of finality.
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