Have you ever though WHY about something?

WELL THAT PRETTY MUCH SUMS up the theory

let me answer a few for you that you might be having trouble with

(some comments may be offensive and if you don't like it HELL with you its MY theory)

 

1. Q:Why am I here ?

A:If your asking this your probably dwelling on your problems a LITTLE too much who cares why your here just accept that you are and get on with your life.

2. Q:Why is the earth round?

A: TO prove that Columbus is the idiot that he started out to be I mean who would come some where and not know where you are and then name a group of people and then make us have to have this conflict and have another thing that xo we have to be politically correct about one other subject in life which makes more questions to ask why to.

3. Q: Why are there so many stupid people born everyday?

A: So companies can spend money on the stupid warning labels on obvious products

example: toothbrush: use orally and DON'T PUT THE DARN THING INTO ANY OTHER BODILY HOLES or *company* is not responsible for possible unknown side effects.

4. Q: Why me?

A: WHY NOT?

5: Q: Why is it when you tell someone Don't do that the first reaction is to disregard you and do it anyways?

A: Who in their right mind could resist?

also you must be aware that this is a theory and some theory's have been proven to be untrue but for now your goin to have to listen to it *MUWAHAHAHAH*

Mail with any other WHY suggestions at

(again for the people that need help a link is a colored text that is UNDERLINED click this one below to send me an e-MAIL)

WHY ME Sarah?

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