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Frenzal Rhomb's first album...





Frenzal Rhomb's first complete album - FAARKIN SICK!!

Frenzal's 2nd complete album - easily the most fuckin weird!

Frenzal's latest full album.
DICK SANDWICH
Richer Than You

I don't care if you're bored and all alone
it's coz you can't afford to buy some friends or speak by mobile phone
If you're wondering why everybody's stepping on your face
It's coz you don't have any money and you've been put in your place
Why don't you get down on your knees
I'm richer than you
I don't care if you're falling all over the place
???
You're listening to everybody ???
You don't have time to wait around, that's why you're all alone
Roger
I turn you on at 6 o'clock
why is it that you're such a cock
You smile and tell me that it's a good evening
Then you put on that stupid frown
talk about the bullshit going down
It's hard to stop myself from leaving
When you're looking like there's something wrong
and looking like it won't be long
till you tell me all 10,000 people are dying
then you wipe off that stupid frown
why don't you take a look around
It's hard to stop myself from crying
I wish I was as credible as Roger Climpson
why can't you see it's just a game
Your Christian viewpoint's just the same
as the arsehole that some phony judge is trying
I'm sure that were all well aware that Roger Climpson dyes his hair
doesn't it make you wonder if he's lying?
You're OK
What can you say
What have you done to me
Why can't you just listen to what you say
Why can't you say what you mean to me
Why don't they just go away and say
I don't want to see you again
I never want to see you again
You're OK, I don't like your friends
You're OK, I don't like your friends
You're OK, I don't like your friends
You're OK, I don't like your friends
Why can't you say the things you hate the most
Why can't you consider just what they say
I never know why it's so now
Just fuck up and throw it away and say
I don't want to see you again
I never want to see you again
You're OK, I don't like your friends
You're OK, I don't like your friends
You're OK, I don't like your friends
You're OK, I don't like your friends
What can you say
What have you done to me
Why can't you just listen to what you say
Why can't you say what you meant to me
Why don't they just go away and say
I don't want to see you again
I never want to see you again
You're OK, I don't like your friends
You're OK, I don't like your friends
You're OK, I don't like your friends
You're OK, I don't like your friends
Million
I know you're wanting things to change Why can you see that they're just the same We could be so strong if we tried Why can't you just see the other side There must be a million ways to try Why can't we talk about what went wrong When you're face to face with a uniform I don't have to trust what you believe It's not that difficult to see Oh yeah
Chemotherapy
Walk into my ward, stand beside my bed I look at you, but you stare at your feet instead I'm on the verge of collapse, I've got needles running through my veins and I'm bleeding from my dick and my hair's falling out and it's driving me insane insane Chemotherapy chemotherapy, I'm having chemotherapy chemotherapy I've lost control of the functions that I once had The doctors tell me that it's really not that bad I don't want to wake up with a warm patch in the bed and you want to get up but you can't so you don't so you go back to sleep instead yeah It's chemotherapy chemotherapy I'm having chemotherapy chemotherapy
Home and Away
You know we belong together you and I for ever and ever no matter where you are you're my guiding star and from the very first moment I saw you I never felt such emotion I'm walking on air just to know that you're there hold me in your arms don't let me go I want to stay forever Home and away with you each day let me be the one that you turn to someone you can rely on closer each day Home and a-
Who Can You Trust?
Why are you so conservative? why have you got nothing to give? you're so suspicious in every way why have you got nothing to say? Who can you trust? Why are you always in control? We used to hide all your stuff away when I come round wanting to play you're never open in any way why have you got nothing to say We used to have so much fun before you learnt to use your gun you make me worry 'till I feel sick I have to run so far away

Genius
Walking by myself oh how I wish with some one else Oh we could be so strong It didn't have to happen if I bought myself a gun He would've been on the run What fun Coz he's a Fucking Genius He's a genius a fucking genius Walk away if your reactions are gone I can't believe he thinks this is fun I would like to be inside his head If it's empty there's no room for me to kick out both his eyeballs, and punch out both his ears I'll find the braincell that he's got Play ten-pin bowls and fuck it up But it doesn't matter, It doesn't matter a bit Coz he's a fucking genius.....etc. His intellect is far beyond you and me He's so smart he can't even speak I wish I understood all that he knows Just hit me and I'll understand the word he yells from his car as he drives along If only I had studied more I might have known the origins of maarmumarr He can lecture with his fists He's pissed and he's a fucking genius.....etc.
Fraud
Why can't you see you shouldn't have generated all this bullshit while you had the chance The power that you have is such a waste Don't try to extend your hand 'cause all I've got to tell you Is that I don't give a fuck It's such a Fraud it is such a fr-orrrrrrrrd When something hits you in the face maybe you would notice if it hit below the waist Perpetuate the tired and backward taste Don't try to extend your hand 'cause all I've got to tell you Is that I don't give a fuck
Run
I'm not a coward I've got sense When it comes to self-defence I'd rather leave the scene than fight You can try and you just might You can succeed to make me bleed RUN! Run away from this anger if you just can't stand the ground Look at what you've found Start to pray when you hear the speech Of what are you looking at Well I'm not looking at you Don't delay if you can't escape It's harder to rationalise when all you feel is hate I can't perceive why you demean yourself and all those around you your rudeness astounds me Yeah... gonna have some fun Yeah... with everyone Yeah... gonna have some fun Yeah... we're gonna have some fucking fun Touch the sky with your middle finger When it gets too hot distraction's all you've got We can deceive if it's only hope Deception is easy when you're dealing with dickheads
Get Off
Get off Get off Don't skate Too late Walk straight You are trying to protect your face Can you see that it is a disgrace disgrace you can't take us down You can't take us down... Get off Don't skate Too late Walk straight You have lost respect you never gained Do we have to fight you to explain explain you can't take us down You can't take us down... Get off Don't skate Too late Walk straight Get off
Hate
I trusted you with everything between my head and soul but maybe now you don't believe I've got one Say that I don't understand but fucking hell I tried but you just drank it up and spat it in my face because I hate the way you hate That'll be it ???
Suburban Male
Looking down the barrel of a gun Can't see what you have won Underline putting the emphasis on fun catch a glimpse out of the corner of my eye of all the traits I try to hide Don't beat yourself up about the future just drink yourself into another stupor We're middle class, white Suburban males Nothing that is said or is spoken Puts the truth in the open No regrets we don't lie about our sheltered lives I didn't realise that it mattered where you came from Take a look at yourself Looking down the barrel of a gun Can't see what you have won Why try to hide when you might just as well have been crucified Why be ashamed when there's nothing that can be done Take a look at yourself
Don't Speak
Don't speak when you're spoken to If you can't say something nice just say what you like and if you can say what you like don't say shit If you want to speak your mind watch and you will find that no-one cares and if they care then they won't want to know I know your resistance is futile Don't be afraid to say whatever comes your way because if you don't you will regret it and you're pride will go If you want to wait in line don't walk across it If you want to, fine or if you don't you should never try I know your resistance is futile When you're never saying what's on your mind
Sick And Tired
Do you think about what you do or what you say? Does it matter who gets fucked along the way? Is it worth the effort just to see them pay? If everybody does it doesn't make everything okay I'd like to wipe this, I'd like to wipe this from my mind I'd like to step away, I'd like to step away I am so sick and tired of this, tired of this Would you like to go away, away from here Where you don't have to address what you can't hear All that you do, you don't believe everything All that you do, you don't believe anything Would you like to go away, away from here Where you don't have to address what you can't hear All that you do, you don't believe everything If you weren't here we could believe anything
Infotainment
I want to need to clarify The reason you have to bring nothing home tonight You lie, they just don't try It's just your useless diatribe You're looking good, you sound good It's just a shame that you don't say what you should Infotainment... Doesn't think people try Infotainment... It's more than a lie If you don't like it you can shut up and die Infotainment... Now we're asking you...why? I want to need to clarify The reason you have to bring nothing home tonight No intellect no self respect No-one hears what you neglect Eyewitness what a joke. If you saw it then you kept it to...yourself Ask yourself do you need this information? When the result will dissolve into masturbation. Let yourself decide.
dugadugabowbow
I like you to talk to I don't want a hard sell Hold on to yourself Maybe find someone else I want you to stay back You could lose face The time hasn't come to compromise but when it does I'll cut you down and I don't want to fuck you Well I think you're really nice but I couldn't bring myself to fuck you One, Two, Three, Four... Why can't you see what you do to yourself When you get down on the floor You'll graze your knees, wet the floor disgrace yourself and someone else I want you to get real Don't trust your instincts The time hasn't come to compromise but when it does I'll cut you down and I don't want to fuck you Well I think you're really nice but I couldn't bring myself to fuck you You can come 'round to my house but I don't want to fuck you Well I think you're really nice but I couldn't bring myself to fuck you I'll bring you down every time you wanted to come around It's a shame I'm not ashamed 'cause it's just a fucking game
No Thought
??? and it's in me Nothing you say will sooth me, oh no, oh no Is it me or are you colourless? Your ignorance embarrasses, oh yeah, oh yeah Now see all the things you discriminate against But it just seems as though there is no thought at all Tell all your friends of the freaks in the store that you laugh, we're bored You stare and you point, but the point is you're sight, it is tunnelled, stupidity Well the bile in my throat is the sickening that you caused in my hope, in my hope I'm not a racist or a homophobe, but I think I'm a ??? It's as though you won't walk
4 Litres
Sup... Comes in a box It will fuck you up It speaks so softly to you tell you to have a sup It's moselle, chablis, ros�, reisling When you think it's gone Well you know it's not Just blow it up Because you know it's all you've got It's cheaper than the box it comes in 4 Litres... Choke on number 1 Retch on number 2 When four comes around you know that it's all good news Only buy claret if it's the last goon in the shop 4 litres... sup the goon sup it
Big Paranoia
Misinterpretations over-blown Question all the thought that I've been shown And I don't know what is real Only you can tell me to feel Ask me if I'm tripping and the answer is 'who knows'? Did you understand what I just said? Interpretations of a sexist joke And I don't know what is real Only you can tell me to feel And I don't know how to feel And I still question what is real
Cones
I can hear a car alarm in the distance And I'm sitting in my attic all alone And this one wish keeps on creeping inside my pointless imagination Is that I could have another cone with you You said you'd see much more often But I'm staring at my carpet once again And I know I could break down the walls and prove our communication If I could have another cone with you yes, if I could have another cone with you Well I know that it's unreasonable to want to talk it through And I say that I don't understand but you tell me it's not true I know that if we had a smoke we'd start anew If I could have another cone with you Well what you say, what you say, wanting your own space and I know that it would be different if you'd just get off your face I know that if we had a smoke we'd start anew If I could have another cone with you Well I know that it's unreasonable to want to talk it through And I say that I don't understand but you tell me it's not true I know that if we had a smoke we'd start anew If I could have another cone with you...
Kaan Kaant
I never liked the way you're pushing me around I couldn't stand it when you thought that you had found Someone you're bigger than, I know it's just a front You walk right up to me and whisper sweetly to me Kaan Kaant I'm gonna fight you You think authority can knock me to the ground I've come to realise it's not what you've found Someone you're bigger than, I know it's just a front You walk right up to me and whisper softly to me Kaan Kaant I'm gonna fight you

Punch in the Face
Middle class white boys trying hard to annoy All we really needed is a ticket to ride Fighting with no-one at all that's ok We've got no balls Someone needs to sort us out And make benny cry All we need is a punch in the face Lary Emdur is OK compared to us He makes the grade Self-depreciation is important for some We deserve a beating can someone teach a lesson All that they'd be doing is just having some fun All we need is a punch in the face And they go bam ba ba bam etc...
Disappointment
I can see the pain in your eyes It's hard to comprehend your way of life Don't think I'm a failure at something I haven't done yet I'd be like you if I needed to I know that you want me to be happy As long as that happiness coincides With your stylised distortions of my values and work ethic that no longer applies We don't want to work too hard Just accept the way we are It's the disappointment tearing us apart Can't you understand this is our time It's not a phase we're getting on just fine It's easier to talk about redemption Than questionable backwards moral lines It might just be academic pretensions or justifying when to fantasise We don't want to work too hard Just accept the way we are It's the disappointment tearing us apart I can see the pain in your eyes It's hard to comprehend your way of life I know that you want me to be happy As long as that happiness coincides With your stylised distortions of my values and work ethic that no longer applies We don't want to work too hard Just accept the way we are It's the disappointment tearing us apart
Parasite
You call me up and tell me that you want to talk to Someone who's going to help you Classify your cred Attempt to be indifferent but it doesn't work out It's difficult to try to justify your head All you seem to do is hand around You're a parasite Want to be part of something, just a fashion Might as well listen and look just like that Demean yourself in public if you really want to End up being nothing but a boring prat All you seem to do is hand around You're a parasite, call it what you like You're a parasite, got such a nasty bite (you're such as stupid shite) Like to mention all the cool gigs that you've been to Like to mention all the cool bands that you've met It's a fascinating diatribe of great proportions However I would prefer to punch my own head
Wasted
(Listen) a combination of vowel sounds and consonants giving the impression of rapidly sung lyrics why save a life when it's wasted anyway why save a life when I've wasted it anyway the dulcet tones of ben costello a combination of vowel sounds and consonants giving the impression of rapidly sung lyrics (Keep going into the next song...)
Not So Tough Now
See you walking down the street People facing to their feet Don�t you talk about who you meet or what you say Looking around, don�t care at all Picking your teeth is bloody gross When the truck ??? get out of the way Not so tough now Lying around your TV spot Fido the dog is running amok All you can think about is a party trip while smoking pot ??? You shouldn�t sit close to a naked flame Maybe you should not have worn your nylon top Not so tough now One, two, three, four... Lying on the beach ??? Speedos doing enormous Ks ??? for giving you lip Got a tip if you swim around You�re such a good swimmer that you�d never drown Obviously no-one told you not to swim against the rip Not so tough now
Jesus
The power of the church is real The queen and state has Lost it's zeal but you will find That Satan still holds court And if you find another way You'll be more popular than Green Day if you decide to Take the chance Wait for me wooooooooo, hoooo whh jesus wooooooooo, hoooo whh jesus He is hated more than us But loved more than the o.s.s. And if you had the choice you would pay the rent Scientific humanism might replace The icons we know But there is no-one there to lead us in wooooooooo, hoooo whh jesus wooooooooo, hoooo whh jesus
Uncle Ken
I never liked your boat shoes or your white cotton slacks And when you run for council did you get a vote or did you get a push in the back When someone finds you out will you walk or will you get a kick in the sack Feel them up??? Let's kick this guy ??? ??? ??? ??? Feel them up??? Touch the sky Because Uncle Ken is not your friend This gadget that's in my hand I wouldn't leave it up, I wouldn't leave it up to you ??? Feel them up??? Touch the sky Because Uncle Ken is not your friend Jesus
Not Your Thyme
Into this garden you don't belong Tearing stresses and defects Don't take my parsley or my sage or my oregano This is not your thyme Cyclonic winds, droughts or floods Herbs grow but not in poison The healing action, the colour, song They are all flying south now
Wrong Is Right
Two wrongs are right that's so incredibly right It's just these thoughts and opinions of these Polarised millions reflected in one phrase It's so practical Every arsonist (arse that is) smoking Every rule to be broken Placebo justice ??? from a winner's history And when the message is said And the image is spoken It's an airbrushed untruth this feign humanity Every arsonist (arse that is) smoking Every rule to be broken Placebo justice Sex will sell but do you want what it buys You wouldn't think you'd make the same mistake How will you judge your contribution to this Foul Oprah religion of sanitised views And self congratulation Who will feast on all you sheep Every arsonist (arse that is) smoking Every rule to be broken Placebo justice Scapegoat slaughtered sacrificed regardless Execution is a hearth where violence reignites
Human Excreta
do not be alarmed by the inordinate amount of human excreta
Urban Myth
If I gave you another wish you'd be hanging out for married bliss waiting for your life to control you Married bliss is an urban myth with concrete smiles and bloody wrists I never thought it would come to this, did you? Oh ho Haven't you seen the end of it all One more fantasy before you fall who ho ho, who ho ho, who ho ho, who, ho ho, who ho hoo who ho ho Sometimes it's best to pass ??? sinking to your boring point of view ??? ??? I never thought it would come to this did you? It's not cynicism but the same old contradictions a repeat of the same jaded mistakes
Pants
I walk all around the house in nothing but a shirt I'm not embarrassed to go out, it wouldn't be the first I've looked underneath everything the place is such a mess there's stuff to do, I must go out, it's probably for the best I couldn't find my pants today I think it's probably better that way I used to dream I was at school and running with no pants that nightmare has become my dream, it's difficult to grasp even though I must avoid a visit from the cops there's nothing I like better than to walk up to the shops I couldn't find my pants today I think it's probably better that way I walk all around the house in nothing but a shirt
You Are A Knob
Political aspirations have never been that high on your list your minimal contributions are enough to win the smiles of some If your self made institutions are strong enough to save your face then maybe you'll be around for the next punk rock band from the States Because You are a knob It's your together disposition, can't cover your lack of conviction it's easy to be funny when the jokes are all that you've got and if your day old contradictions are not enough to shut you up then maybe you will be around to write another fucking song about vivisection You are a knob You are a knob (annoying mother fuckers that you can't ignore) I see your face in the crowd, stand up proud I cry out loud It's your conceited propositions why don't you let me count the reasons it's difficult to swallow when my mouth is so clamped shut when your day old contradictions are not enough to break your back then maybe you will be around to witness what you have and what you lack You are a knob You are a knob You are a knob (annoying mother fuckers that you can't ignore)
Here Today Gone Late Today
Good to know that you've been had Time to tell you that your life's so bad You show no difference between camps Not looking forward to those morning cramps Here today gone late today You're one fascinating type It's so amazing how you read between the lines The t.v. shows you what to do But it can't tell you what it thinks of you The politics you can replace With looking for the truth in melrose place Now you know that it's the best To find the answers in central park west
Big Brother
I can't vote even though it's not my fault I'd like to see what they believe And if I try I just stop and wonder why Those decisions make me sigh Big Brother isn't watching Big Brother's ignoring you I know I should but never really understood What these people meant to be But I still try to vaguely have some grasp of it So I can read between the lies Those fucking lies
Wish You Were There
It's time you went away for good No apologies I think you really should Always demonstrate your self righteous and Boring outlook now if in doubt Wish you were there It's probably not long before This feeling will subside won't choke me anymore But until that day Your fucked up justifications Keep coming and coming Wish you were there To contemplate just wastes my time About as interesting as this annoying vocal whine It could be advantageous to shove you On an icebreaker south now somehow Wish you were there
Ben (Secret Track)
To see what has he done what has he done nothing at all Ben is a fuckwit, he's a cunt Ben's a cunt Ben is a fucking silly cunt Ben is a fucking stupid cunt Ben is a fuckwit Cunt Ben is a cunt Ben is a fuckwit fuckwit
MEET THE FAMILY
Mum changed the locks
Returning home, I look forward to the thrill Of another lecture or another pointless drill. Ascend the front steps dreading further war Why the fuck is my key not fitting in the door? I guess I'm not wanted, I wonder what I'll do I've already been banned from my friends houses too. I wonder what I did to make my mum so mad No perfect homelife but the only one I had. Oh my god, mum changed the locks. Now I've got my freedom but no place to go No prospects or money to go to a show. I haven't got on well with my mum all year Can't use the phone to call my friends for a beer
Mr. Charisma
When he walks into the room men sit up and women swoon Everybody murmers "He's here" He's the most important guy never stop to wonder why He's always got so much to say He's so cool, he makes the rules Many witty anecdotes one day he will surely choke on a story far away he's so cool he'll never die, makes us laugh and makes us cry If only he'd promised to stay home He's the man He's the man for us He's Mr., Mr. Charisma We see him every other day, he's another world away We could hang with him all the time He's too perfect to be true, I can doubt but so would you patiently I'm waiting to find out What's behind....that sickly smile He's Mr., Mr. Charisma Well I went to your brother but your brother lied He said what you see on the outside is what you get inside I said, I'd like to believe it but I have my doubts and I think he might be evil but I wouldn't want to shout about it He's so strange He's quite deranged He's Mr., Mr. Charisma
There's your dad
We're on line and we're fine but we're out of time not a crime, it's a sign by the grace of god goes I could it be that you see one of your family insanity affecting the paternity of your family tree there's your dad look at him over there, he's looking sad. getting round, round the town, now you're going down to that place it's the case you barely recognise the face There he is, looking in to the garbage bin with a grin, he's not so thin. Could it be, that it's plain to see... a labotomy there's your dad look at him over there, he's looking sad. there's your dad why don't you go and talk to him, he's not that bad DAD if you haven't the time when he's running wild to to confide in the man that has got the master plan well you won't be alone you'll have kids of your own and then what's to be said when you have to rest your head on a newspaper bed
Racist
I get tired of finding out, that what you think is given in the best relationships is just a pile of shit Well I get tired of finding out that what you take for granted is thrown back in your face Sometimes it seems too late. To educate when there's a national debate, on an issue that appears to be so straight-forward and you say it's alright, but it's not alright, it's not alright. To ignore is to condone it if you think about it don't shut up. You might as well be speaking at the next one nation meeting. And everytime you have a pointless dickhead relating another unfunny ignorant joke based on pigment you should say That belongs in yesterday. Start today you can say it's not OK, don't go along for the ride well it's not too late for you to say when they say that it's alright well it's not alright, it's not alright Some of my best friends are racist. I'm not racist but... I get tired of finding out that what you take for granted is thrown back into your face. What a fucking waste. Please don't feed me that old bullshit of the whispering of the soul, you must be dreaming coz my soul is screaming to shutup you reactionary fuck
Ship of Beers
I've never been the type to travel on the sea without atleast a pint to keep me company never in my dreams did I imagine that a vessel of this nature existed for our pleasure, it's so hard to believe that we will embark and to sail the open seas all the while we will be accompainied by a sense of well-being and a million lagers Sail away on this ship of beers The sea is getting rough, but we're oblivious to the danger of the savage force of this tremendous raging beast, we're lying down below and dreaming of the land where the trees are shaped like cans and we're wholly confident of this craft and our inevitable descent along with the crew and captain I suspect are sinking down into a drunken stupor. Sail away Something must be wrong the sea is very angry now it won't be long 'till Davy Jones can claim me - hopefully he'll fell like a cleansing ale after all he's only human. Sail away on this ship of beers
Be still my beating off
If it's easier to discuss this privately without you dad the minister who doesn't take kindly to your persuits then I'll oblige. Was it you that was found with your pants down watching your favourite cartoon yelling at the shopkeeper for the changing of the channel say to your self: "Be still my beating off" well it may be inappropriate for someone in your position as a cop to satisfy yourself at the local blue light disco say to yourself: "Be still my beating off" there's no crime when you choose your time and your place to masterbate in a public place you will be disgraced, it's your right to choose whether or not you want to be on the news. Well I'm sure the judge will look lightly on your case considering I saw him earlier at the footy having a quick one off the wrist then say to yourself: "Be still my beating off"
I hate my brain Some people say that your brain is a product if I bought it today I would take it back tomorrow So many defects and faults sometimes I wish I didn't need one at all because I hate my brain. When ignorance gets a hold of your neurones then it's not hard to be tempted by its bliss its easy to get annoyed when you focus on one thing unil it almost disappears. I hate my brain. Some people say that your brain is your master not your mind or your soul, it is what you have to follow, I guess I'll try to find some common ground so we can get along. I said: I hate my brain.
The ballad of Tim Webster
You remind me of a god you are my hero An authority on all and sundry, it's remarkable your depth of knowledge but there's something wrong with your eyes. What are they protecting you from There's something wrong with your eyelids.
U.S.Anus
Well we live in a nation where Nike shoes and Pepsi cans are breeding like cancerous cells It's not hard to believe it and it's hard to ignore it when our governments get on so well, well well.... U.S.Anus If you don't want to face it then you'll have to embrase it like the virus of that big golden sign. It's the great open market if we're good we'll get rewarded with some lunch money and a chance to buy, we've got to buy or say goodbye. U.S.Anus When we go down, down, down, to that distinctive sound of the universe when ready to blow we can be safe in the knowledge of that flag saluting procection 'cause we'll almost be the first to go, the first to go U.S.Anus
Constable Care
I thought you were by my side before I had to run and hide from the caring constabulary they're there to protect you and me How can you be justified making money from people's lives we don't believe in what you say you broke my arm/legs but that's O.K. I got the fuck kicked out of me by constable care (That's) Just Not Legal I turn on the T.V. as switch off my head It's almost like bad fiction I have already read, well I think I'll come around and shoot your parents instead. But then I'd go to gaol and I don't like being cooped up inside. I may have lost my self-respect but I've still got my pride. I would steal a car but I don't know how to drive. The common law that binds us and that keepsus in place Is often misconstrued as a god-awful waste And it starts to unwind with a kick in the face. Legal. That's just not. I would take a cricket bat to a jewellery store That's if I had a spine and it was within the law I would give you the keys to the whole shopping mall. I would take a cash machine and run down the street That's if I had some muscles and was quick on my feet I'm afraid it's a fact that I'm inherently weak And that's just not legal. I turn on the T.V. as I switch of my head I wonder should I go out or just rot here in bed or I could burn down a school just to show that I cared Senseless acts of violence are not really my game I'm much too scared of getting caught or even worse-maimed and to swim with no arms well it's just not the same. That's just not legal.
Hakimashita
I have been feeling below par and I can not even find the green I'm feeling under the weather That is to say it's on top of me. I don't feel good today I can't help it anyway. I can not help my emissions even if maybe they're a social faux pas gastromonical extradition's I shouldn't have spent all my time in the bar. Hakimashita, I've soiled myself again. My stomachs subsiding it's about time I'm thinking of returning to duty now Hang on I'm sure that's such a good idea I might return to the bowl, I don't feel good today I can't help it anyway Hakimashita. Langauge has never been much a barrier when it applies to this There's not many misunderstandings that arise following a vomit kiss.
Genitals are funny
There are some things in nature like giffafes when they're having sex that are so funny, it's plain to see. Some people take offence but my friend Darwin agrees with me that god has no might and science is right. And we're supposedly on top of the evolutionary scale most things seem to have them from an insect to a whale. Genitals are funny, they're so funny. Some people of the moral christian right they fail to see the joke when adam and eve removed their fig leaves. The holocaust would have turned out incredibly differently if on that dark night Hitler was pantsed on sight. And if you can't understand or read the humour in what I just wrote why don't you take a long hard look at some testes or a scrote (um) Genitals are funny, they're so funny. ---Middle bit--- Some folk amusement from the telling of sexest jokes, they think they're a clown while they put people down. Why is it that what we're born with is percieved as awfully crude, would anything be rude if we were always nude. It's the great equaliser, it renders us the same and there's nothing quite as humorous as pushing up the brain. Genitals are funny, they're so funny (*4)
All your friends
Kicking & fighting that's what you know, the way you're treated only goes to show. That your popularity is all in your head, it's in your head. No-one came round to your house today, the phone doesn't ring, you think that's O.K. It must be the weather or they had to go & visit their grand mother instead. All your friends think you're a fuckhead A good paranoia is what you lack Your friends always talking behind your back. Of course it has nothing to do with the simple fact that nothing you say is of any worth. There's always a challenge to see who leaves first. Someone should tell you but we're all way too afraid, to say that All your friends think you're a fuckhead You thought that they were friends that you would never lose, why you're so charismatic when you're on the booze Sometimes your friends behavour is so difficult to excuse. To pay your bills on time well that wouldn't do, You don't take your library books 'till they're overdue-It's the only way that you will ever get a letter to come to you- All your friends think you're a fuckhead.
Guns don't kill ducklings (ducklings kill ducklings)
When you see that feathered friend better get out of the way, especially if they're packing a piece better arm yourself today. It's us or them have to stop them in their tracks, Always keep watching your back. It's time to kill not a time to die so load your weapons now, There's a dark cloud on the skyline better shoot those suckers down. They're out to get you, you'd better be first. Give them what they deserve. Guns don't kill duckling, ducklings kill ducklings Stop them all they will destoy our whole society, Guns don't kill duckling, ducklings kill ducklings they're the biggest threat to your masculinity. It's not a sport if the other team doesn't want to play. Need to lend a helping gun don't let them get away. Pick on someone with a limited I.Q. start shooting at someone like you. Guns etc. They're here to start the fight look in your sights what do you see? Is it the inosense you call the enemy or is it a sad reflection on your capacity to deal with your fucked up inbred violent tendencies.
You can't move into my house
Hope you don't think I'm rude Fuck You Hope you don't think I'm precious Fuck You Hope you see I'm well adjusted: I can't stand the sight of you Don't wanna be startin somethin Don't want to antagonise, All I said was something simple: I can't stand the sight of you, I can't stand the sight of you. Don't believe, don't believe the words I don't believe all the things I've heard about you. I will be saying this in your defence: I'd rather eat a fridge full of arses than know you. And I've tried with all my might to see past all you failing but I've failed to give a fuck You're a fuck-up, you're a joke, You're a clown, take your pants down, Get fucked you fucking fuckwit no you can't move into my house. With a range of ethics that are quite perverse You're sitting in the centre of your own universe Not content to sit upon the fence, you'll fall either way ignoring common sense I look into your eyes and seen a haze of your twisted sensabilities and little saving grace. ---Chorus--- I believe, I believe the words, of your best friend when he likened you to a steaming turd. And when he said he wished that you were dead, It was the most intelligent thing that anyone's ever said. And I've tried with all my might to see past all your failings but I failed to give a fuck. ---chorus ad nauseum---