Chesire Cat

  • Carousel

  • M+M'S

  • Fentoozler

  • Touchdown Boy

  • Strings

  • Peggy Sue

  • Sometimes

  • Does My Breath Smell?

  • Cacophony

  • TV

  • Toast and Bananas

  • Wasting Time

  • Romeo and Rebecca

  • Ben Wah Balls

  • Depends

    Carousel

    I talk to you every now and then
    I never felt so alone again
    I stop to think at a wishing well
    My thoughts send me on a carousel

    Here I am standing on my own
    Not a motion from the telephone
    I know not a reason why
    Solitudes a reason to die

    Just you wait and see
    As school life is a
    It is a woken dream
    Aren't you feeling alone?

    I guess its just another
    I guess its just another
    I guess its just another night alone

    Now as I walk down the street
    I need a job just to sleep in sheets
    Buying food every once in a while
    But not enough to purchase a smile

    A tank of gas is a treasure to me
    I know now that nothing is free
    I talk to you every now and then
    I never felt so alone again

    Just you wait and see
    As school life is a
    It is a woken dream
    Aren't you feeling alone?

    I guess its just another
    I guess its just another
    I guess its just another night alone

    Back to Top

    M+M's

    You and I should get away for awhile
    I just want to be alone with your smile
    Buy some candy and cigarettes and we'll get in my car
    We'll blast the stereo and we'll drive to Madagascar

    Because when I'm with you there's nothing I wouldn't do
    I just want to be your only one
    I'm grasping out at straws thinking back to what I saw
    That night on the floor when we were all alone

    My love life was getting so bland
    There are only so many ways I can make love with my hand
    Sometimes it makes me want to laugh
    Sometimes I want to take my toaster in the bath

    Because when I'm with you there's nothing I wouldn't do
    I just want to be your only one
    I'm grasping out at straws thinking back to what I saw
    That night on the floor when we were all alone

    Who's gonna be the odd man out?
    I don't want to be the odd man out
    Is this going to be the end
    Or are you going to be my new girlfriend?

    Back to Top

    Fentoozler

    At the risk of sounding rude
    Just who the fuck do you think you are
    To tell me what you expect of me today?

    Well, you can take your attitude
    You're out of luck, you've gone way too far
    If you think there's any chance I'm gonna stay

    How long can I string you along?
    How little of myself can I give
    And still make you believe I care?

    At the risk of sounding trite
    Why the fuck do you think you're right
    About every little thing that you say?

    And do you think that it is right
    For Tom to spend another night
    Writing songs about all the people he thinks are gay?

    How long can I string you along?
    How little of myself can I give
    And still make you believe I care?

    How long can I string you along
    How little of myself can I give
    And still make you believe I care?

    Back to Top

    Touchdown Boy

    There's this one guy
    There's no one like him in all the world
    'Cause you can always see
    Those girls down on there knees

    In those dark sweaty rooms
    Planning out his thoughts
    He's waiting for just the right

    One by one as they
    Walk right through the door, they
    Keep on coming back I
    Guess they just want more

    He has fun fun fun as you
    Might call him a whore, but
    Just look where he's at 'cause
    He is the one that scores

    I saw my friend there
    Out on the field today
    I asked him where he's going, he said
    "All the way," now

    One by one as they
    Walk right through the door, they
    Keep on coming back I
    Guess they just want more

    He has fun fun fun as you
    Might call him a whore, but
    Just look where he's at 'cause
    He is the one that scores

    Go!

    Back to Top

    Strings

    I would do anything and that's
    What scares me so bad
    Don't want to live my life alone
    Don't want to go back to what I had

    Don't want to spend my life without
    All those special things
    Don't want to walk around being tied to
    Anyone else's

    Strings, strings, strings, strings

    I would do anything and that's
    What scares me so bad
    Don't want to live my life alone
    Don't want to go back to what I had

    Don't want to spend my life without
    All those special things
    Don't want to walk around being tied to
    Anyone else's

    Strings, strings, strings, strings
    Strings, strings, strings, strings

    Back to Top

    Peggy Sue

    I know what it's like to be alone sitting in your room
    Listening to all the doubts that your parents have to say to you
    And as your head gets all cluttered inside
    Try to stay awake
    Everything they say are lies
    That's all the shit that you ever have to take

    So hold in all your aggresions
    Because your grinding your teeth on down to
    The bottom of your chin
    It's not easy or so damn pleasing
    To not laugh at everything they say that
    They tell you what to be you're not alone

    I know what it's like to be denied at everything you do
    It's not the same reason why that
    Makes you change the things that you once knew

    As your head gets all cluttered inside
    Give more than you take
    Everything they say are lies
    That's all the shit that you ever have to take

    So hold in all your aggresions
    Because your grinding your teeth on down to
    The bottom of your chin

    It's not easy or so damn pleasing
    To not laugh at everything they say that
    They tell you what to be you're not alone

    You say you want to take off your shoes just to
    Walk barefoot down the street
    Just to be the things that you can be
    Just live for one more week (Go!)

    You say you want to take off your shoes just to
    Walk barefoot down the street
    Just to be the things that you can be
    Just live for one more week

    So hold in all your aggresions
    Because your grinding your teeth on down to
    The bottom of your chin

    It's not easy or so damn pleasing
    To not laugh at everything they say that
    They tell you what to be you're not alone

    Back to Top

    Sometimes

    Oh, how I wish that they would last
    Moments of peace that just slip through me so fast
    Just when I think that they are gonna stay
    Everything inside me just starts fading away

    Sometimes it seems like all I hope for
    Just gets thrown down on the floor
    And then it seems like you don't love me anymore
    Sometimes I wish that I could run away
    Sometimes I wish I just had something to say

    She looks at me and doesn't know the words to say
    But it's not you, I just don't feel quite right today
    All these things I say and do were never planned
    But how the fuck am I supposed to make you understand that

    Sometimes it seems like all I hope for
    Just gets thrown down on the floor
    And then it seems like you don't love me anymore
    Sometimes I wish that I could run away
    Sometimes I wish I just had something to say

    Back to Top
    Back to Top

    Cacophony

    When you talk about tomorrow
    I'm not sure about today
    When you tell me that you love me
    What am I supposed to say?

    Sometimes I don't feel
    The same way as you feel

    Words like forever
    They scare the shit out of me
    Maybe I'm afraid of commitment
    Maybe you're too distracted to see that

    Sometimes I don't feel
    The same way as you feel

    I think of all the things I'd say to you if I had the chance again
    I think of all the things I'd scream
    But I think it's for the best
    That you and I just don't connect and
    Things are never quite what they seem

    Will there ever be
    Someone to give her heart to me
    Or would I be to blind to see it

    I wouldn't make a sound
    I'd keep it underground

    It always seems like I'm running around around
    Running around around
    Round

    Sometimes I don't feel
    The same way as you feel

    Back to Top

    TV

    When I'm at work, ya, I always rush right home for lunch
    So I can check out what's up on the Brady Bunch
    And when I'm walking through the front door at night
    I gotta see who's winning on The Price is Right, oh

    I never dreamed that I'd spend my days
    Staring at some tube emitting cathode rays
    I need my TV

    What's happening in this world, I don't care at all
    But it better not pre-empt Monday Night Football
    I can't even come up with my own views
    I'm taught how to think from the evening news, oh

    I never dreamed that I'd spend my days
    Staring at some tube emitting cathode rays
    I need my TV

    La la la...

    Back to Top

    Toast and Bananas

    Do you wanna know what I think of you?
    'Cause you're not the way I thought you should be
    Do take back what you said
    It's time to fix, it's time to fix your head

    And now all alone, one's less than two
    I've never been better off living lonely
    To listen to what you say
    I couldn't care less of what you say

    What did you think of me acting this way
    I guess you never really thought at all
    Is that what you call your brain?
    Is that why I call you hang up on me?

    I wanted to know, I didn't want to lose
    And now I'm a man who's just living small
    Listen to what you say
    I couldn't care less of what you say

    To me as I walk alone I
    Much rather be riding prone, man
    To be just another one you are lame to

    I wanted to know, I didn't want to lose
    But now I'm a man who's just living small
    Listen to what you say
    I couldn't care less of what you say

    To me as I tune you out of my mind
    Won't bend over backwards or
    Take another step there to
    Hear from you again

    Don't talk to me as I walk alone, I
    Much rather be riding prone, man
    Be just another one you are lame to

    Don't talk to me as I tune you out of my mind
    Won't bend over backwards or
    Take another step there to
    Hear from you again

    Don't talk to me as I walk alone, I
    Much rather be riding prone, man
    To be just another one you are lame to

    Back to Top

    Wasting Time

    I'm wasting time thinking about a girl
    And stealing her away from her world
    She and I would run away
    I think of all the things that I'd say

    We'd talk about important things
    And I picture it in my dreams
    She'd teach me about modern art
    And I'd show her it's okay to fart and

    Maybe I'd impress her
    By being in a band and
    Maybe if I act real tough
    She'd let me hold her hand and
    Maybe I'll win her heart
    By writing this song about her

    Sometimes I sit at home and
    Wonder if she's sitting at home
    Thinking of me and wondering if I'm
    Sitting at home, thinking about her
    Or am I just wasting my time

    Remembering how she laughed at Kinko's
    When I made fun of that guy
    Remebering the look she gave me
    When I told her that I used to fry

    I really want to ask her out
    But my ego could never take it
    And even if I got the balls
    You know that the Cougar would never make it

    And in my town you can't drive naked

    And maybe I'd impress her
    By being in a band and
    Maybe if I act real tough
    She'd let me hold her hand and
    Maybe I'll win her heart
    By writing this song about her

    Sometimes I sit at home and
    Wonder if she's sitting at home
    Thinking of me and wondering if I'm
    Sitting at home, thinking about her
    Or am I just wasting my time
    Am I just wasting my time
    Am I just wasting my time
    Am I just wasting my time
    Wasting my time thinking about a girl

    Back to Top

    Romeo and Rabecca

    Walking through the grass
    Another blade next to you from the ground
    As the wind does pass
    I notice as you feel the breath of my shout

    Your words are kind
    The kind that repeatedly say no
    But that's alright
    I'm older than you so I've got time

    What have you said, reach out your hand
    There's a black shadow on my wall
    But as I look into my mind
    I can see that girls are a waste of time

    We've all seen the bridge
    A broken seam and a girl on one side
    You think your words will work
    They only work when you lay down and close your eyes

    I thought of all the lines
    All the right ones used at all the wrong times
    But that's alright
    Depression's just a sarcastic state of mind

    What have you said, reach out your hand
    There's a black shadow on my wall
    But as I look into my mind
    I can see that girls are a waste of time

    I don't want to live alone
    I don't want to live in
    My broken dreams of you
    I don't want to live along with
    My broken dreams of you
    I don't want to live along with
    My broken dreams of you

    Back to Top

    Ben Wah Balls

    (No we ain't gonna take it unless it's from a doverman pincher
    Ladies and gentlemen, for your listening pleasure, Blink)

    Passively one day as the sun rose out of it's house
    So did this little old guy as he whistled out of his mouth
    And happily and gay
    Well I guessed exactly that
    Because he found a special girl
    That put him in a special trance

    He fell in love so quickly
    What the hell was he to expect
    That the girl under his arm wasn't the same
    As any other girl
    That he had thought that he once met
    I guess you could only blame fate

    Things started getting weird as they started to kiss
    She often felt his beard and remembered how her father she missed
    And then quietly one day
    He sang a song that's been deep within his heart
    Causing some ingestion
    He finished with a great big fart and

    She knew at that one moment
    That song was something she heard before
    So she asked him to do that again

    Then out the door they hurried
    She was gonna find out for sure
    So she analyzed his rear end

    She said, "When I was a little girl my dad left my mom.
    He used to always fart and sing this special song.
    Now I wasn't quite so sure until your pants did fall.
    'Cause now I know that your my dad because you use ben wah balls."

    I said a wah, wah, wah-wah-wah,
    Wah, wah-wah-wah, wah...
    I said a wah, wah, wah-wah-wah,
    Wah, wah-wah-wah, wah...

    Back to Top

    Depends

    I don't want to urinate on myself
    I don't want to urinate on anyone else
    Well, I guess that really doesn't matter anymore
    Because I can't control my bladder anymore

    Well, I guess it all depends (undergarments)
    Well, I guess it all depends (undergarments)

    Step back into life
    No more soiled nights alone
    But I guess I don't have a care
    Because there's not a load in my underwear

    I'm sick of offending everyone I meet (go, go, go, go)
    I'm sick of crying myself to sleep on rubber sheets (go)
    I had an accident today
    I left a soil on a bus seat, I didn't know what to say

    But, I guess it all depends (undergarments)
    Well, I guess it all depends (undergarments)

    Step back into life (go, go)
    No more soiled nights alone
    Well, I guess that I don't have a care
    Because there's not a load in my underwear

    Back to Top