Dude Ranch

  • Pathetic

  • Voyeur

  • Dammit

  • Boring

  • Dick Lips

  • Waggy

  • Enthused

  • Untitled

  • Apple Shampoo

  • Emo

  • Josie

  • A New Hope

  • Degenerate

  • Lemmings

  • I'm Sorry

    Pathetic

    I know I'm pathetic, I knew when she said it
    A loser, a bum's what she called me when I drove her home
    There's no more waiting and sure no more wasting
    I've done all I can but she still wants to be left alone

    You got, you got, you got to help me out
    And I'll try not to argue
    No one, no one, no one likes a drop-out
    Mistakes are hard to undo

    Don't pull me down, this is where I belong
    I think I'm different, but I'm the same and I'm wrong
    Don't pull me down, this is where I belong
    I think I'm different, this is where I belong

    I think it's disgusting, believing and trusting
    If I gave a fuck there would be nothing for me to prove
    Although it's amusing, it's slightly confusing
    I've done all I can but her ego is still hard to move

    You got, you got, you got to help me out
    And I'll try not to argue
    No one, no one, no one likes a drop-out
    Mistakes are hard to undo

    Don't pull me down, this is where I belong
    I think I'm different, but I'm the same and I'm wrong
    Don't pull me down, this is where I belong
    I think I'm different, this is where I belong

    Don't pull me down, this is where I belong
    I think I'm different, this is where I belong

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    Voyeur

    And when the day ends I'm sure she feels sorrow
    The lonely guy I am, I like to watch her change
    I've been here two days, I'll sure be here tomorrow
    I'd eat her out if she were on my dinner plate

    (And I wish)
    I wish she'd be more kind now
    I'm out of luck 'cause the shades are pulled down
    I've seen everything there is to be shown
    I followed her all the way home

    I can't be too cool in a tree with my pants down
    The air is cold and I've got splinters in my feet
    She caught me once, but I don't think that she cares now
    Unlike before, her view is blocked by a leaf

    (And I wish)
    I wish she'd be more kind now
    I'm out of luck 'cause the shades are pulled down
    I've seen everything there is to be shown
    I followed her all the way home

    I bet this last time's the one time too many
    The rush of waiting is burning in my head
    Right after supper her brother shower's twice a week
    He kicks my ass so much, that filthy white inbred

    I've made mistakes by looking in the wrong window
    Her dad is big and I've never seen his face
    I've been here two days, and I'll sure be here tomorrow
    My lady's so sweet, she likes to entertain

    (And I wish)
    I wish she'd be more kind now
    I'm out of luck 'cause the shades are pulled down
    I've seen everything there is to be shown
    I followed her all the way home

    I bet this last time's the one time too many
    The rush of waiting is burning in my head
    Right after supper her brother shower's twice a week
    He kicks my ass so much, that filthy white inbred

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    Dammit

    It's alright too tell me what you think about me
    I won't try to argue or hold it against you
    I know that you're leaving you must have your reasons
    The season is calling and your pictures are falling down

    The steps that I retrace a sad look on your face
    The timing and structure did you hear he fucked her?
    A day late a buck short I'm writing the report
    I'm losing and failing when I move I'm flailing now

    And it's happened once again
    I'll turn to a friend
    Someone that understands
    Sees through the master plan
    But everybody's gone
    And I've been here for too long
    To face this on my own
    Well I guess this is growing up

    Well I guess this is growing up

    And maybe I'll see you at a movie sneak preview
    You'll show up and walk by on the arm of that guy
    And I'll smile and you'll wave we'll pretend it's okay
    The charade it won't last when he's gone I won't come back

    And it's happened once again
    I'll turn to a friend
    Someone that understands
    And sees through the master plan
    But everybody's gone
    And you've been here for too long
    To face this on your own
    Well I guess this is growing up

    Well, I guess this is growing up [4x]
    Well, I guess this is growing up

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    Boring

    You don't need nothin'
    And I know that you won't even try
    Don't wait for me to help you
    Too late for any of my advice

    No trust
    All I got is lies
    Boring
    Alright

    Misplaced your values
    Forgot being the importance of being right
    Don't sit there and act humble
    I've heard your story a thousand times

    No trust
    All I got is lies
    Boring
    Alright

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    Dick Lips

    Please, mom
    You ground me all the time
    I know that I was right
    All along
    And I'm hoping
    Remember I'm a kid
    I know not what I did
    Just having fun

    You couldn't wait for something new
    And yesterday I thought of you
    It left me to think as if I couldn't walk away
    It's too late, I fell through

    Nothing to lose
    A boy who went out when he finished all his chores
    Nothing to do
    They can't trust me because I blew it once before

    Shit, dad
    Please don't kick my ass
    I know I've seen you trash
    At least one time
    Can I blame it
    On one of my dumb friends
    It's been awhile
    Since I have used that line

    You couldn't wait for something new
    And yesterday I thought of you
    It left me to think as if I couldn't walk away
    It's too late, I fell through

    Nothing to lose
    A boy who went out when he finished all his chores
    Nothing to do
    They can't trust me because I blew it once before

    (Alright)

    Nothing to lose
    A boy who went out when he finished all his chores
    Nothing to do
    They can't trust me because I blew it once before

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    Waggy

    Watching your house shrink away in my rear-view mirror
    As I drive away
    Wishing that I could take back all those words
    That meant nothing that I didn't say

    I'm trying
    To be what you want me to be
    But it's so damn hard to keep playing the part
    Of the fool, week after week

    I think you need some time alone
    You say you want someone to call your own
    Open your eyes, you can suck in your pride
    You can live your life all on your own

    Is this all going to be just another time
    That we play this game?
    I've tried to convince you that things could be different
    But somehow they end up the same

    But what
    Did you expect from me? What am I supposed to do?
    You say that you're starting to feel like you're getting
    lost
    Well, I do, too

    I don't wanna live this lie again
    I know I'll get it right but I don't know when
    I'll open my eyes, I've got something in side
    I'll just jack off in my room until then

    It's never over 'til it's done
    And I don't think that you're the one
    It's never over 'til it's done
    And I don't think that you're the one

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    Enthused

    Am I strung out, crazy, or not allowed
    To be the one who gets stupid over you
    Lazy, laid back, maybe you're just on crack
    Why am I the one who gets fucked up and confused?
    (Go)

    She doesn't care at all
    She doesn't care at all
    She doesn't care about those times we never shared at all

    If I were the last of the few who always ask
    Would you still be the same person that I knew
    And if it's for me, another boring story
    I swear I'll act enthused

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    Untitled

    I think of awhile ago
    We might have had it all
    But I was so stupid then
    You needed time to grow
    But now just as things change
    As well my feelings do
    In time things rearrange
    I am so sick of chasing you

    But what do I get 'cause I just seem to lose
    You make me regret those times I spent with you
    And playing those games as I wait for your call
    And now I give up, so goodbye and so long

    It's not a change of pace
    This time I'll get it right
    It's not a change of taste
    I was the one there last night
    You have your other friends
    They were there when you cried
    Didn't mean to hurt you then
    Best friends just won't leave your side

    But what do I get 'cause I just seem to lose
    You make me regret those times I spent with you
    And playing those games as I wait for your call
    And now I give up, so goodbye and so long

    It's not a change of pace
    This time I'll get it right
    It's not a change of taste
    I was the one there last night
    When I needed you most
    When I needed a friend
    You let me down now
    Like I let you down then
    So sorry, it's over
    (Ahh...)

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    Apple Shampoo

    She didn't mean to deceive you, believe me
    But sometimes the hardest part is conceiving
    The good intentions that you had
    Now only came to this
    And although she saw the mark
    The arrow missed

    It isn't exciting reciting the stories
    Of kind words turned hurting when routine get boring
    Both getting tired of punk rock clubs
    And both playing in punk rock bands
    The start was something good
    But some good things must end

    And she said, It could never survive
    With such differing lives
    One home, one out on tour again
    We may never come back
    The strike of a match
    The candle's buring at both ends.

    And now she knows too much
    And I'm too fucked up
    It's awkward trying to make my move
    I'll pretend that I'm fine
    Show up right on time
    But I know I'll never be that cool

    I never wanted to hold you back
    I'm just trying to hold on
    But my chance is gone

    I know just where I stand a boy
    Trapped in the body of a man and

    I'll take what you're willing to give
    And I'll teach myself to live
    With a walk-on part of a background shot
    From a movie I'm not in

    She's so important
    And I'm so retarded

    And now I realize
    I should have kissed you in L.A.
    But I drove home all alone
    As if I had a choice, anyway

    Where are you coming from?
    What are you running from?
    Is it so hard to see?

    And if you're feeling scared
    Remember the time we shared
    You know it meant everything (everything)
    You know that it meant everything to me

    You know that it meant everything to me

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    Emo

    One more time you will laugh without it
    And he'll never try to give you more
    And I don't care, he is such a dick
    Treats you like you are a stupid whore
    And it seems like things will never change
    You go on, every cloud is in your way
    And I know you feel empty all the time
    You'll never listen to anything that I say

    She's better off sleeping on the floor
    'Cause she fell right off when all
    Is said, you know
    It's okay to just want more

    Why leave when you claim it is love?
    But why stay when you're not the only one?
    She's proved she's strong
    Be brave, be strong

    She's better off sleeping on the floor
    'Cause she fell right off when all
    Is said, you know
    It's okay to just want more

    She's better off sleeping on the floor
    She's better off sleeping on the floor
    (Because she fell right off her bed)
    She's better off sleeping on the floor
    She's better off sleeping on the floor
    (Because she fell right off her bed)
    She's better off sleeping on the floor
    She's better off sleeping on the floor
    (Because she fell right off her bed)
    She's better off sleeping on the floor
    She's better off sleeping on the floor
    (Because she fell right off her bed)

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    Josie

    Yeah, my girlfriend takes me home when I'm too drunk to drive
    And she doesn't get all jealous when I hang out with the guys
    She laughs at my dumb jokes when no one does
    She brings me mexican food from Sombrero's just because
    (Yeah, just because)

    And my girlfriend likes U.L. and D.H.C.
    And she's so smart and independent, I don't think she needs me
    Quite half as much as I know I need her
    I wonder why there's not another guy that she'd prefer

    And when I feel like giving up
    Like my world is falling down
    I show up at 3am
    She's still up watching Vacation, and I
    See her pretty face
    It takes me away to a better place and

    (I know that everything [3x]) Everything's gonna be fine
    (I know that everything [3x]) Everything's gonna be fine

    Yeah, my girlfriend takes collect calls from the road
    And it doesn't seem to matter that I'm lacking in the bulge
    She laughs at my dumb jokes when no one does
    She brings me mexican food from Sombrero's just because

    And when I feel like giving up
    Like my world is falling down
    I show up at 3am
    She's still up watching Vacation, and I
    See her pretty face
    It takes me away to a better place and

    (I know that everything [3x]) Everything's gonna be fine
    (I know that everything [3x]) Everything's gonna be fine
    (I know that everything [3x]) Everything's gonna be fine
    (I know that everything [3x]) Everything's gonna be fine

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    A New Hope

    I've got her in my head
    At night when I go to bed
    And I know it sounds lame, but
    She's the girl of my dreams
    And of course I'd do anything for her
    I'd search the moons of Endor
    I'd even walk naked through
    The deserts of Tatooine

    Princess Leia, where are you tonight?
    And who's laying there by your side?
    Every night I fall asleep with you
    And I wake up alone

    And even though I'm not as cool as Han
    I still want to be your man
    You're exactly the kind of
    Alderranian that I need
    But when you were available, I was
    Drinking Colt 45's with Lando
    I was hanging out in the cantina
    On Mos Eisley

    Princess Leia, where are you tonight?
    And who's laying there by your side?
    Every night I fall asleep with you
    And I wake up alone

    Princess Leia [2x]

    Princess Leia, where are you tonight?
    And who's laying there by your side?
    Every night I fall asleep with you
    And I wake up alone

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    Degenerate

    Crossed the street, naked at night
    Bent over to show some moonlight
    Pulled out some beer and I gulped it down
    Nude in a gutter is how I was found
    Thrown in the policecar and the door slammed
    No noise, just silence, as I screamed, my dick was
    Jammed, now in prison for one month, no one to see
    All I got is a guy Ben Dover

    Don't like hesh, don't like rap
    Kicked ol' Sally 'cause she's fat
    I'm a jerk, I'm a punk
    Took a shower 'cause I stunk
    Smoked a bong, killed a cat
    Had my nuts attacked by rats
    Dad got nude, I wore a thong
    For a hobby I make bombs

    Went to a farm to tip some cows
    Forgot that I left my pants down
    Bent over to pick them up
    Felt a twelve gauge next to my my hum-diddy-dum
    The farmer took me to his house
    Showed me the closet from the inside out
    The police came, they took me away
    Saw Ben Dover again and he's still gay

    Don't like hesh, don't like rap
    Kicked ol' Sally 'cause she's fat
    I'm a jerk, I'm a punk
    Took a shower 'cause I stunk
    Smoked a bong, killed a cat
    Had my nuts attacked by rats
    Dad got nude, I wore a thong
    For a hobby I make bombs

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    Lemmings

    A freight train to the right, feeling that sting of pride
    It's fucking with me, it's fucking with you
    All's fair in love and war until you say it isn't but you're wrong
    Words on the back of flyers, my clothes are in the dryer
    It means nothing, nothing is changing
    La familia is dead and gone, the children grew up and moved on

    Is it too much to ask for the things to work out this time?
    I'm only asking for what is mine
    I wanted everything, I got it and now I'm gonna
    Throw it away, I'll throw it away (yeah)

    Prime select and a box of glazed, pulling fly-bys on days
    When we were young and innocent
    Elbow-drop Sundays when Mark Eaton got beat to shit
    Laughing at the bands we hate, all the spots we used to skate
    They're still there, but we've gone our own ways
    I know it's for the best but sometimes I wonder
    Will I ever have friends like you again?

    Is it too much to ask for the things to work out this time?
    I'm only asking for what is mine
    I wanted everything, I got it and now I'm gonna
    Throw it away, I'll throw it away (yeah)

    You're gonna drown in the mess you make
    Your self-inflicted hate
    You turn your back on the friends you lose
    When they don't follow all your rules
    But people are what they wanna be
    They're not lemmings to the sea
    Maybe it's time you looked at yourself
    And stop blaming life on someone else

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    I'm Sorry

    Don't bide your time
    'Cause it is almost over
    And I know you're down
    And I'll see you around
    And I know it hurts
    But you're just getting older
    And I know you'll win
    You'll do it once again

    Just yesterday
    It always seemed like such a dream
    We're unstoppable, indestructable
    Nothing happens to our machine
    And there's no harm
    At least nothing we can see
    As for you, not so true
    He couldn't choose where his road would lead

    What a loss
    You just lost all your sleep
    And we've always thought
    That this could never happen, you see

    That it's so hard
    You gotta get up on your feet
    'Cause the only way, I gotta say
    Is to move on through the week

    Don't bide your time
    'Cause it is almost over
    And I know you're down
    And I'll see you around
    And I know it hurts
    But you're just getting older
    And I know you'll win
    You'll do it once again

    Sorry [x16]
    (Sorry...) Happened to you [x4]

    Don't bide your time
    'Cause it is almost over
    And I know you're down
    And I'll see you around
    And I know it hurts
    But you're just getting older
    And I know you'll win
    You'll do it once again

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