The following wavs are from the Comedy Central cartoon
show South Park.
We will update these wavs every couple of weeks,
so be sure to check back often!!
Email us with requests by clicking the link at the bottom.

beefcake.wav
Cartman saying "Beefcake!BEEFCAAAKKEE!!!!"

bitch.wav
Must hear to appreciate.

braniac.wav
Jesus saying"well,maybe because I'm the son of God,brainiac.

crackers.wav
Chef talking to the kids...he says"hello there children"
kids say"Hi Chef" Chef asks"How my little crackers today?"
kids reply "good".

hubajew.wav
MUST HEAR TO APPRECIATE.

spbaby.wav
Stan: "Oh my god!They killed the baby." Cartman: "Kick-ass."

spcable.wav
Stan: "I'm thankful for cable television, because you can say words
like go [beep] yourself and kiss my [beep]."
Kyle: "Yeah and stop [beep] my ear you [beep] bastard."

spchef.wav
From the Halloween episode. Here the Chef sings,
"I'm gonna make love even when I'm dead.
My body might cold, but it's always hot in my bed."

spdolphn.wav
Stan says: "Dude, dolphins are intelligent and friendly."
Cartman replies intelligent and friendly on rye
bread with some mayonnaise."

spdoodoo.wav
From the Christmas special,Mr. Garrison the teacher says,
"Oh my Lord, Kyle!Did you just throw doo doo at Eric?!?"

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