This page has some of my favorite sound files from my favorite movie ever:
"Spaceballs"!
A$$holes How many a$$holes
do we have on this ship anyways? YO!! i knew it! i'm surrounded by a$$holes!! keep firing you a$$holes!!
5 minutesSir, are you all right? yeah i'm fine. good thing
you were wearing that helmet sir. yeah. what shall we do now sir? well, are we stopped? we're stopped sir. good. why don't
we take a 5 minute break? very good sir. smoke if you got 'em.
Buckle sir! havent you oughta buckle up? ah, buckle this!
ChickenPrepare ship for lightspeed! No, no, lightspeed's too slow.
lightspeed's too slow? yes, we'll have to go right to... ludicrous speed! ludicrous speed? sir, we've never gone that fast before.
i dont know if the ship can take it. what's the matter colonel sandurz, chicken?
Good is dumbNow you see that evil will always
triumph. because good is dumb.
OrderOut of order? F*ck!! even in the future nothing works!
RingYou have the ring. and i see your shwartz is as big as mine!
Sh!tFound anything yet? we aint found sh!t!!!!.