*~An Interview with Myself...~*
(Thanx to Sal, who inspired this idea, Kimmie, who sent me the forward that contained most of these questions, and my muse for providing me with the ones I made up... Feel free to annoy your friends, family, etc by copying this & filling it out.  I do it all the time.)

 Name: Jenny
 Nicknames: I am called many things by many people... mainly Grapefruit, Beatlegurl9, obsessive, filthy heathen,
and other assorted things that aren't appropriate for children, depending on who I'm talking to.
 Age: ... is just a number.
 Who is your best friend? Her name is Kiwi.
 How many friends do you have? You mean I'm supposed to have more than one?!
 All-time favourite band/singer: John Lennon
 Name two songs that describe you: "Bitch"/ Merideth Brooks, "Watching the Wheels"/John Lennon
 Do you wish on stars? No, I wish on pop tabs.
 Which finger is your favorite? My middle one.  It's useful for making peace signs, writing, and flicking people off.
 What is the most disgusting food you have ever eaten? Meat
 Would you ever kill someone? No, I prefer slow torture.
 What TV show or movie title bests describes your life?  Magical Mystery Tour
 Do you like your handwriting? Yeh, it's groovy.
 Who are you jealous of? Me, jealous? Right!
 What is the #1 priority in your life? Breathing.  I've heard it sustains life, but I'm not sure.
 What store would you never be caught dead in? Abercrombie.  A bit too trendish and expensive for my taste.
 If you were another person, would you be friends with yourself? Yeah, I'm awesome!
 Do you pray? I'm a very spiritual person, but not religious.
 Have you ever met anyone famous? Well I met Big Bird at a Sesame Street show when I was three...
 Are you trendy? Hell NO
 Are you passive or aggressive? I'm assertive
 Who is your role model? I'm my own role model.
 What class in school do you think is totally useless? Gym.
 What is the punch-line to your favorite joke? It's a tie between "Because he was dead" and "Damn."
 Do you like sappy love songs? Not really
 Which was your best Halloween costume? I was a pumpkin when I was 6.  Unoriginal, I know, but it was great.
 Do you feel understood most of the time? Hell no
 Do you know what `mung' is? No... and frankly my dear I dont give a damn.
 What word do you use when you think something is good? Groovy, trippy, nifty, super-ghetto-gear-fab, etc.
 Do you ever wear overalls? How much would you pay me to do it?
 Do you think you are strong? No I'm a wuss.
 Give one random, message: "Spasm!"
 Write one word that describes you: is fucked-up one word or two? j/k... ummm.. UNIQUE.

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