Well I can't find the size your eyes are
wide open and you made me laugh a little last night
Yes it was frantic it was young it was sweet but a sweet
worth every bite
Now I'm not normally one to be greedy but I had to be greedy with you
five years six days the whole of the month
wouldn't satisfy my only sweet tooth.

CHORUS

Well it can take many years to forge a friendship,
it can take a lifetime to be close but we took all the shortcuts
used our hearts as a map and we still got closer than most

Hey, hey, hey hey, Hey,

hey hey hey, Hey hey, hey hey Well excuse my staring but its just your looks are
a standard well above myself
Your face might mean zip to you but to me its something else
All I can do is thank you
- I wish that every dream you have will come true
Five years, six years the whole of your life
I'll be wishing further riches for you.

REPEAT CHORUS

Your desperate, his only chance of a compliment,
he gave the plain the blues
turned supermodel into last years poor I'm god damn
shining your shoesv Now I don't mean to be hod carrier the ugly folks
bad news
But tell Miss World to fly to mars cos she really
doesn't like to lose

REPEAT CHORUS

I couldn't count the years that I've been waiting
I wouldn't like to guess at what I've been missing

This table has four sturdy legs
And a heart of very near wild oak
When others would have screamed out loud my friend
This one never even spoke
I've been sat upon, I've been spat upon
I've been treated like a bed
Been carried like a stretcher,
when someone thinks they're dead
I've been dined upon, I've been wined upon
I've been taken for a fool
Taken for a desk,
when they should have been at school

This table's been pushed against the door
When tempers, well tempers flare at night
Banged upon with knuckles clenched my friend
When someone thinks that they are right

I've been sat upon, I've been spat upon
I've been treated like a bed
Been carried like a stretcher,
when someone thinks they're dead
I've been dined upon, I've been wined upon
I've been taken for a fool
Taken for a desk,
when they should have been at school

Tables only turn when tables learn
Put me on a bonfire, watch me burn
Treat me with some dignity, don't treat me like a slave
Or I'll turn into the coffin in your grave

I've been sat upon, I've been spat upon
I've been treated like a bed
Been carried like a stretcher,
when someone thinks they're dead
I've been dined upon, I've been wined upon
I've been taken for a fool
Taken for a desk,
when they should have been at school

Tables only turn when tables learn
Put me on a bonfire, watch me burn
Treat me with some dignity, don't treat me like a slave
Or I'll turn into the coffin in your grave