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Firma Gucci prezentuje:


               Buty z wody!

               Energiczny material sprawia, ze czujesz sie jak na bosaka.
               Nogi na golasa to wspanialy wynalazek firmy gucci.
               Zalecany przez wszystkich doktorow w okol swiata (w prostej linii).
               Nie do wytarcia, nie do wyczerpania, nogi twoje chodza same.
               Nie trzeba nimi ruszac!
               Wystarczy ze nalozysz buty z wody firmy Gucci, i juz znajdziesz sie
               u sasiada.
               To trzeba sprobowac.
               W cenie osmiu tysiecy dolarow. (seven thousand cash back)
               Credit card only.
               No checks accepted, only returned, $25 free for original checks, $35
               for cashed checks.
               Po odejsciu od kasy reklamacji nie uwzglednia sie.
               So it's important you try it on before you leave the store, or otherwise
               you can kiss your ass.
               Which could be pretty hard at times.
               Ask your friend to help to kiss your ass for you.
               Do not exercise or walk in Gucci shoes due to possible imaginatory wear.
               Or you know what, why buy? Lease gucci shoes.
               Only fifty dollars a day, Gucci shoes will make you sick.
               If Gucci shoes make you sick, the Gucci Co. incorporated reserves the right  to
               deny your inquiries. Yes, we will ignore you.
               You can write a letter to us, provided you can write. Ask your friend when
               she's finished kissing your ass, to write the letter for you.
               We will send you a catalog of our product. Eight hundred pages of pictures of
               Gucci shoes, from all imagined, possible, and impossible points of view.
               This is one in a lifetime offer you cannot miss.
               If you miss the offer we'll send you the catalog anyway, because it cannot be
               missed. If you reject the catalog delivery, we will send the catalog back. If
               you don't accept the delivery, we will send it again. And again and again
               until you accept it. If you don't accept it, we will charge you for the
               catalog due to wear out during shipping and handling. So it's better if you
               accept it, because you will pay for it anyway. So make it easy on yourself.
               You know how much shipping and handling an item costs over a period of two
               years? Yes, that the minimum times it will be handled before we charge you.
               Post office needs to make money, too, you know.
               So now, that you are so excited about this offer, let us present to you, the
               shoes!


 

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