Moffatt Quotes
Scottīs quotes are yellow
Daveīs quotes are green
Bobīs quotes are red
Clintīs quotes are blue
"You know that he is really from a mental institution" -- Clint talking about Dave
"Stop, you're embarrassing me" -- Dave
"You're cool, really cool" -- Clint
"They kicked us off the water slides 'cause we were so brutal" -- Scott
"Don't mess with 'THE MAN'" -- Clint
"You're not a man, you're a boy" -- Scott
"Well, I see a man inside of me! Grrrr!" -- Clint
"Nope, I sign first! Thats the rules. Don't follow the rules, you go to jail" -- Bob, talking to Scott
"You're so confused....Bob's a confused guy" -- Scott
"Just give me the camera, hand it over and nobody gets hurt" -- Bob
"He's missing a couple brain cells" -- Scott talking about Dave
"A couple???" -- Dave
"Am I evil??? Yes I am!!!" -- Scott
"I think she's cute" -- Dave
"Excuse me...I am NOT a loser!" -- Clint
"Do I rock? Am I cool? Cooler than him?" -- Bob
"Scott can do anything" -- Clint
"Kick his butt....he's just the drummer!" -- Clint talking about Bob
"I'm their road manager, father, tutor, disipliner....." -- Frank Moffatt
"......Old Fart!" -- Dave
Talking about what sort of girls they like
"Someone with red or brown hair, someone who digs Baywatch like me!" -- Dave
"Maybe someone like Pamela Anderson. I'm a big fan of the Dallas Cowboys, if she can handle that, cool!" -- Bob
"Someone normal" -- Scott
"No specific type. I just want somebody who's nice, somebody who understands that I'm on the road most of the time" -- Clint
"Clint has a weird habit of cracking his knuckles" -- Dave
"Scott cracks his knuckles too! Dave snores!" -- Bob
"They're really cool brothers" --Scott
"You a hillbilly?!?" -- Dave, to Scott
"You can be anything you want to be.....except Elvis" -- Scott
"I need some security here! This guys getting WAY out of hand!" -- Clint, talking about Scott
"Bob daydreams alot, and then he forgets. When he does that, he's like dead for five minutes"
-- Clint
"At a show in Columbus, my brother was supposed to lift me back up, but instead, the moron dropped his microphone on my face!" -- Bob
"You'll usually see Dave walking with the grandmas, thats his speed" -- Bob
"Ain't I handsome???" -- Bob
"You live with a cow?!? A real COW?!?" -- Dave
"I love Urkel" -- Scott
"My favorite thing about performing is just about making people happy and seeing them smile. I sing all the time, and when I'm sad, it makes me feel happy again" -- Bob
"Its dead, its dead, its really really dead" -- Bob
"The CD was sparkin" -- Bob
"Stop, I said stop!" -- Clint
"Oh yeah, Dalmations fly" -- Scott
"The girls here in Montreal are amazing! Wow!" -- Scott
"My favorite school subject would probably be social sciences" -- Clint
"I do push-ups and sit-ups to stay fit" -- Scott
"In this lifetime, I haven't had a girlfriend" -- Dave
"My favorite word would have to be girls" --Clint
"Victoria is my favorite Spice Girl" -- Dave
"When I can't fall asleep, I think about song ideas" -- Scott
"I can't stand math!" -- Bob
"One thing I can't resist is chocolate! -- Scott
"My favorite weekday is Tuesday" -- Dave
"I want to have two children, one girl and one boy" -- Scott
"We basically live in hotel rooms all over the world" -- Clint
"My dream girl would be happy, cool, creative, partier and straight" -- Scott
We'd love to jam with Hanson. They seem pretty cool" -- Dave
"If I could change one thing in the world, I'd stop all the wars" -- Scott
"I think that with age, comes growth" -- Bob
"It's great. I mean we're living a great life. We couldn't picture ourselves doing anything else that what we're doing" -- Clint
"Fans are so important" -- Scott
"Ah, well, our heads are kinda sore from you know, looking at all the girls pass by" -- Dave, when asked how they were doing while in Quebec
"We write about all sorts of things. We write about love because thats what the general public wants to hear about" -- Dave
"Yo Quiero Adonde El Bano....thats the most important thing to know when you go to Mexico"
-- Dave
"Very intriguing" -- Dave, making fun of Clint for saying it too much