What do I need with love?

Jimmy:
All the places I would like to show you
Although I hardly know you
I’ve a funny feeling, we’d make a perfect pair
Famous sights I want to see you seeing
Then nights of you and me-ing
Me, you we-

Wait a minute! Just a minute!
No, no, no, no! I’m a Joe with just one aim
Every night to date a different dame
Call each one of them the same pet name
“Hey baby!”
In a row I have my ducks
Loads of gals to give me loads of yucks
Leave the cooin’ to the other clucks,
I don’t mean maybe
Got it good - what do I need with love?

Always practise what I preach,
Keep temptation out of easy reach
Stick to dolls who wash their hair in bleach
I’m happy.
Come and go the way I choose
Never gonna sing the tie down blues
Other guys’d kill to fill my shoes
A wing-clipped sappy
Got it good - what do I need with love?

That was a near miss
Talk about a close shave
Flirted with disaster
There must be someone up there watchin’ over me
Talk about a four leaf clover me
Peter Rabbit’s missing’ footsie
Means I roll without a tootsie
Got it good - what do I need with love?
I got it good - what do I need with love?

Skip the vows and all that rot
Tell the minister that I do not
Bright and breezy as the birds and bees-ie
Is the free and easy is the life I got …

Without her …..

Although I hardly know you ….
What do I need with love?
I got it good
Got it good …..
But now I got it bad.