Before you go any farther, you should know I didn't take your credit card information because, as somebody said, "It doesn't help the gag and it just makes the punters nervous."

But now that you're here, I really see two camps working:

One: You want to go all the way and have all the fun you can. If you're one of those people, I'm really happy for you and glad you came along for the ride, but the tram stops here. Beep beep, end of the line. You're done. It's over. Finis. There ain't no sale, Bubba. Zippo. Zilch. Nada. Bupkis. Zero. Nuttin'. Naught. Enjoy the site and drop by again any time. Return to home page.

Two: You still desperately want to buy that damned castle. I know it's beautiful...it's the most photographed castle on Earth. O.K., come on in and buy the thing, already.  Click here