Welcome all Shoe friends, shoe people, and people who need new shoes, and to our fans, the soles(shumans). This is the first edition of the shoeman newsletter..."Ever sit on the can, and think 'wow.. elvis died this way?'" In this newsletter, we will basically tell you that this will be the new news section of the page and other horny stuff of the like..

"if one doen't exist, make it. if it already exists, kick it until it's broken, which will give you an excuse to make a new one"... whatever that means...

Thank you, all those like, 1000+ people who keep on truckin to the homepage. I'm glad to see that we have so many walking talking terds. I'm surprised that we get so much publicity for a band that 98% of the people who come to the page, have never heard us. But, we will make that happen... I'm also surprised that OJ killed his wife.. that was like.. almost 4 years ago. Who doesn't remember watching the White Bronco being chased by the cops with a frantic AC trying to calm down the juice.. guess we'll never have any more Naked Gun movies...

On each newsletter, we will have a trivia question, and whoever wins gets to be on their OWN SPECIAL 'winners of the trivia question page.'

This installment's trivia question:

Q: What shoeman member was never really in the band, never played an instrument, never recorded a song, and never really quit? (it was never really named John )

Thank you for reading, or at least skipping to the end of our newsletter. We like the sight of that email trash can!

Happy birthday!
(send alan a birthday email on march 12- [email protected])

Some people who like to think shoeman really is here and not in my nose,
Mr Martyr and tomorrow..the shoeman.