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Hello Chumps

lotsa people think that andy, the shoe's guitarist/vox, is the person known as "Mr. Martyr". close.. but the people who thought so are wrong.. andy does the official 'handful of sin' homepage, which is under heavy movement, and therefore, he is working around the clock to put it back up on the net. Mr Martyr is neither Alan, nor Blake, nor Kent for these simple reasons
Alan DOES have the internet, but his homepage is VERY small.. click here to see what i mean.
Blake doesn't understand html and since he is kent's brother, and they dont have the net, it makes sense.
Kent does not have the internet either at school or at home, and he is also busy amongst another band.. he is working around the clock to even participate in shoeman.

So who is it?

so many people ask.. who is mr martyr? and by the way.. if no one knows who mr martyr is.. who the hell is doing this little bit on him?
the subject of knowing who mr martyr is has never really been discussed... all we know is that he is "buddy buddy" with all the members of the band, and he is there EVERY time shoeman does something. If he is not there, at least one shoeman member will let him in on it. We, the people want to know who mr. martyr is. we have a RIGHT to know. and so, shoemen, when you read this, listen good. the people want to know, so tell us!