A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night goes to his
mother
with the following question.
"Mom, why are wedding dresses white?"
The mother looks at her son and replies,
"Son, this shows the town that yourbride is pure."
The son thanks his mom and goes off to double-check this
with his
father.
"Dad why are wedding dresses white?"
The father looks at his son in surprise and says,
"Son, all household appliances come in
white."
Jizzy
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"OPEN
YOUR EYES, OPEN YOUR MOUTHS,
CLOSE YOUR HANDS AND MAKE A
FIST."