A hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon. The husband
jumped into bed to wait while his wife was getting

herself ready. The wife came out of the bathroom in a sexy negligee
and said,

"Honey, I have something to tell you. I'm a virgin."

 The man grabbed his clothes and rushed out of the house,
screaming at the top of his lungs. He headed straight to his
               father's house. When he got there, his father said,

"Son, what are you doing here? You'resupposed to be on your honeymoon."

 The son said, "Dad, my new wife told me a big secret. She's a virgin."

"Damn, Son. You did the right thing by leaving. If she's not good enough for her
family, she sure as hell ain't good enough for ours!"