Out on the Balcony
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Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday
afternoon
quickie with their ten year old son in the apartment was to send him
out on
the balcony and order him to report on all the neighborhood
activities.

The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plan into
operation.
"There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he said. "An
ambulance just
drove by." A few minutes passed.

"Looks like the Andersons have company," he called out, "Matt's riding
a new
bike and the Coopers are having sex."

Mom and Dad shot up in bed. "How do you know that?" The startled
father asked.

"Their kid is standing out on the balcony too," his son replied.