The Top 12 Office Activities the First Day of Your Boss's Vacation

12> Best imitation of the boss wins everything in the supply room
contest.

11> Lock-jimmying contest, immediately followed by a charity raffle
of  executive office furniture.

10> The battle begins for the coveted "Solitaire, Minesweeper,
Tetris" Triple Crown.

9> Use boss' computer to send suggestive emails to the local
chapter of  NOW.

8> Visit local nude beach for daily *staff* meeting.

7> A rousing game of "Pin the Secretary's Tail on the Boss'
Desk."

6> Staple that dweeb from accounting to the wall.

5> Take pictures of his favourite coffee cup in the toilet.
Save for resignation day.

4> Purchasing vs. Receiving: Let's Get Ready to Rummmmbllllle!

3> Wagering on intern lip lock endurance matches in the file
room.

2> "Performance reviews" given by a whimsical painted face on
the shipping clerk's bare ass.

1> Convincing the boss's daughter be your intern.