Top Ten Signs You Are "Burned Out" Because of Work:

10.  You're so tired you now answer the phone, "Hell."
9.  Your friends call to ask how you've been, and you
immediately scream, "Get off my back, jerk!"
8.  Your garbage can IS your "in" box.
7.  You wake up to discover your bed is on fire, but go
back to sleep because you just don't care.
6.  You have so much on your mind, you've forgotten how to pee.
5.  Visions of the upcoming weekend help you make it through
Monday.
4.  You sleep more at work than at home.
3.  You leave for a party and instinctively take your ID badge.
2.  Your Day Timer exploded a week ago.
1.  You think about how relaxing it would be if you were in
jail right now.