GENUINE QUOTES
TAKEN FROM RESTROOM WALLS.
Friends don't let friends take home ugly
men
---Women's restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE
Remember, it's
not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"
---Rest
stop off Route 81, West Virginia
No matter how good she looks, some
other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit.
---Men's Room,
Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, NC
To do is to be - Descartes
To
be is to do - Voltaire
Do be do be do - Frank Sinatra
---Men's restroom,
Greasewood Flats, Scottsdale, AZ
Make love, not war. Hell do both...get
married!
---Women's restroom, The Filling Station, Bozeman, MT
A
Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have
trouble with it.
---Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, TX
You're too good for him.
---Sign over mirror in Women's restroom, Ed
Debevics, Beverly Hill, CA
No wonder you always go home alone.
---Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA
The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.
---Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL
If you voted for
Clinton in the last election, you can't take a dump here. Your asshole is in
Washington.
---Men's room Outback Steakhouse, Tacoma, WA
Beauty is
only a light switch away.
---Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, NC
I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my
standards.
---Houghton Library, Harvard University, Cambridge, Massachusetts.
If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all
get wasted together and have the time of our lives.
---Armand's Pizza,
Washington, D.C.
At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.
---Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, AZ
It's hard to make a
comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
---Written in the dust on the back
of a bus, Wickenburg, AZ
If voting could really change things, it would
be illegal.
---Revolution Books, New York, New York
Don't trust
anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
---Men's restroom,
Murphy's, Champaign, IL
What are you looking up on the wall for? The
joke is in your hands.
---Men's restroom, Lynagh's, Lexington, KY
Jizzy
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"OPEN
YOUR EYES, OPEN YOUR MOUTHS,
CLOSE YOUR HANDS AND MAKE A
FIST."