GENUINE QUOTES TAKEN FROM RESTROOM WALLS.
 
 
Friends don't let friends take home ugly men
---Women's restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE

Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"
---Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia

No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit.
---Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, NC

To do is to be - Descartes
To be is to do - Voltaire
Do be do be do - Frank Sinatra
---Men's restroom, Greasewood Flats, Scottsdale, AZ

Make love, not war. Hell do both...get married!
---Women's restroom, The Filling Station, Bozeman, MT

A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.
---Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, TX

You're too good for him.
---Sign over mirror in Women's restroom, Ed Debevics, Beverly Hill, CA

No wonder you always go home alone.
---Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA

The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.
---Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL

If you voted for Clinton in the last election, you can't take a dump here. Your asshole is in Washington.
---Men's room Outback Steakhouse, Tacoma, WA

Beauty is only a light switch away.
---Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, NC

I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards.
---Houghton Library, Harvard University, Cambridge, Massachusetts.

If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives.
---Armand's Pizza, Washington, D.C.

At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.
---Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, AZ

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
---Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Wickenburg, AZ

If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
---Revolution Books, New York, New York

Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
---Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL

What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands.
---Men's restroom, Lynagh's, Lexington, KY
 
 
Jizzy
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"OPEN YOUR EYES, OPEN YOUR MOUTHS,
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