A farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was
fascinated by the aeroplanes and asked a pilot how
much a ride would cost.
"$10 for 3 minutes," replied the pilot.
"That's too much," said  the farmer.
The pilot thought for a second and then said, "I'll
make you a deal. If you and your wife ride for 3
minutes without  uttering a sound, the ride will be
free. But if you make a sound,  you'll have to pay
$10."
The farmer and his wife agreed and went for a wild
ride. After  they landed, the pilot said to the
farmer, "I want to  congratulate you for not
making a sound. You are a brave man."
"Maybe so," said the farmer, "But I gotta tell ya,
I almost screamed when my wife fell out."