A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her
vagina lips are much too large. She asks the doctor to keep the
operation  a secret as she's embarrassed and doesn't want anyone to find
out. The  doctor agrees. She wakes up from her operation and finds three
roses
carefully placed beside her bed. Outraged she immediately calls in the
doctor and says, "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my
operation!"  "Don't worry," he says, "I didn't tell anybody. The first
rose is from me. I felt bad because you went through this all by
yourself. The second one is from my nurse. She assisted me with the
operation, and she had the operation done herself."  "Who is the third
rose from?" she asked  "Oh," says the doctor, "that rose is from a guy
upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears!"