Moses, Jesus another individual were in a threesome playing golf one
day. Moses pulled up to the tee, took out his driver, and drove a long
one. The ball landed in the fairway, but bounced directly toward a
water hazard. Quickly Moses raised his club, the water parted and it
rolled to the other side, safe and sound.
Next, Jesus strolled up to the tee with a 3 iron and hit a
beauty,straight as an arrow, directly toward the same water hazard. It
was headed straight for the water but instead of sinking when it
hit,it merely skipped across the surface and landed on the green. The
third guy got up with a sand wedge and sort of randomly whacked the
ball. It headed out over the fence and into oncoming traffic on a
nearby street. It bounced off a truck and hit a nearby tree. From
there, it bounced onto the roof of a shack close by and rolled down
into the gutter, down the drainspout, out onto the fairway and
straight toward the afore mentioned pond. On the way to the pond, the
ball hit a little stone and bounced out over the water onto a lily
pad, where it rested quietly. Suddenly a very large bullfrog jumped up
on a lily pad and snatched the ball into his mouth. Just then, an
eagle swooped down and grabbed the frog and flew away. As they passed
over the green, the talons of the eagle squeezed the frog and it
dropped the ball, which bounced right into the cup for a hole in one.

Moses turned to Jesus and said, "I hate playing with your Dad."