A redneck was sitting in a bar and
turning
round to his
newly found Drinking partner he says
"Hell, I've been married 3 times and I'll be danged If I
marry again."
His friend then says "Why's That"
"Well, ma first two wives died of eating poisoned
mushrooms and ma
third wife died of a fractured
skull"
"Thats Terrible!" says his friend "How did it
happen?"
"Well...she wouldn't eat the dang
mushrooms!"
JizzY
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"Behind
Death, the patricians small pet swamp dragon
held on grimly to the bony hips
and thought: 'guards or
no guards, the next time we pass a window I'm going
to
run like buggery'."