This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants
chicks.  So he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks
if he has a rooster.

The other farmer says, "Yeah, I've got this great rooster,
named Randy; he'll service every chicken you've got, no problem."
Well, Randy the rooster is a lot of money, but the farmer
decides he'd be worth it. So, he buys Randy.
The farmer takes Randy home and sets him down in the barnyard,
giving the rooster a peptalk, "Randy, I want you to pace yourself
now.  You've got a  lot of chickens to service here, and you cost
me a lot of money and, I'll need you to do a good job.  So, take
your time and have some fun," the farmer said with a chuckle.

Randy seemed to understand so the farmer points toward the henhouse
and Randy took off like a shot. ~WHAM~
He nails every hen in there THREE or FOUR times and the farmer is
just shocked.

Randy runs out of the hen house and sees a flock of geese down by
the lake, ~WHAM~
He gets all the geese. Randy's up in the pigpen, he's in with the
cows.  Randy is jumping on every animal the farmer owns.  The farmer
is distraught, worried that his expensive rooster won't even last
the day.

Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and wakes up the next day to
find Randy dead as a doorknob, stone cold, in the middle of the
yard.

Buzzards are circling overhead.  The farmer, saddened by the loss
of such a colourful animal, shakes his head and says,  "Oh, Randy, I
told you to pace yourself.  I tried to get you to slow down, now
look what you've done to yourself."

Randy opens one eye, nods toward the sky and says, "Shhh, they're
getting closer...."