Two rednecks met in a bar and decided that they weren't going anywhere
in life
so thought they should go to college to get ahead. They hop in a pickup
and
drive to the nearest college. While the second one waits out in the
hall, the first
goes in to one of the rooms and finds a professor who advises him to
take Math,
History, and Logic.

"What's Logic?" asked the first redneck.

The professor replied, "Let me give you an example: Do you own a
lawnmower?"

"I sure do," grinned the redneck.

"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the
professor.

"That's real good," the redneck responded in awe.

The professor continued: "Logic will also tell me that since you have a
yard, you
also have a house."

Impressed, the redneck shouts "AMAZIN!"

"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."

"Betty Mae... this is incredible!" (The redneck is catching on.)

"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are
heterosexual," says the professor.

"You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever
heard of. I
cain't wait to take this here logic class."

The first redneck, grinning ear to ear with pride at the new world
opening up to
him, walked back into the hallway where his friend is waiting.

"So what classes are ya takin'?" The friend asked.

"Math, History, and Logic," replies the first redneck.

"What in tarnation is Logic?" asked his new friend.

"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a lawnmower?"

"No," his friend replied.

"You're queer, ain't ya?