The Ambassador of a small African nation chanced to visit
Russia, and
was entertained by his opposite number, the
Russian Ambassador. For
three days, the African Ambassador
was wined, dined, and generally treated to
the best
hospitality that Russia had to offer.
On the final day of his
visit, the Russian ambassador said,
"As your stay is coming to an end,
it is time for you to
play our traditional game, Russian roulette. One
of the
six chambers of this gun is loaded - you spin the cylinder,
point
the gun at your head, and pull the trigger."
This phased the African
slightly, but he was a proud man of
a warrior people, and to show fear would
be unthinkable.
Both men took their guns, spun, and pulled the
triggers.
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Both
chambers were empty, and both ambassadors breathed a
sigh of relief. The
African ambassador was much impressed
with the courageous game, and thought
hard about the subject
before the Russian Ambassador was due to visit his
country
the next year.
When the visit came, the African ambassador
treated the
Russian with all hospitality, until the final day of
his
stay. Leading him to a private room in the palace, the
African
ambassador spoke, "Now it is time for you to sample
our game,
African roulette." So saying, he led the Russian
into the room,
the only occupants of which were six
beautiful, naked women.
The
African ambassador said, "These women are the most
beautiful members of
one of our tribes. Any one of them
will give you oral sex - take your
pick".
The Russian was not entirely adverse to this idea, but
he
couldn't see the connection with Russian Roulette. He
said
"Well, ok, great, but where's the roulette part?
Where's the
danger?"
With a big grin on his face, the African
ambassador
answered, "One of them's a cannibal"
Jizzy
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"OPEN
YOUR EYES, OPEN YOUR MOUTHS,
CLOSE YOUR HANDS AND MAKE A
FIST."