An 80-year old man was having his annual check-up
and the doctor
asked him how he was feeling.
"I've never been
better!" he boasted. "I've got an eighteen
year old bride
who's pregnant and having my child! What do
you think about
that?"
The doctor considered this for a moment, then
said, "Let me
tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an
avid hunter. He
never missed a season. But one day, he went out
in a bit of
a hurry, and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead
of
his gun." The doctor continued, "So
he was in the woods, and
suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of
him! He raised
up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear and
squeezed the handle.
And do you know what happened?" the doctor
queried.
Dumbfounded, the old man replied, "No."
The
doctor continued, "The bear dropped dead in front of
him!"
"That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man.
"Someone else
must have shot that bear."
"That's kind
of what I'm getting at," replied the doctor.
JizzY
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"Behind
Death, the patricians small pet swamp dragon
held on grimly to the bony hips
and thought: 'gaurds or
no gaurds, the next time we pass a window I'm going
to
run like buggery'."