STUPID PEOPLE SHOULD HAVE TO WEAR SIGNS

Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm Stupid".  That way
you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything.  It would
be like, "Excuse me... oops, never mind.  I didn't see your sign."

It's like before my wife and I moved from Texas to California.  Our house was
full of boxes and there was a U-Haul truck in our driveway.  My friend comes
over and says, "Hey, you moving?"

"Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week to see how many boxes it
takes.  Here's your sign."

A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we pulled his boat
into the dock, I lifted up this big 'ol stringer of bass and this idiot on the
dock goes, "Hey, y'all catch all them fish?"

"Nope.  Talked 'em into giving up. Here's your sign."

I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel.  There was a
guy inventing a shark bite suit. And there's only one way to test it. "All
right
Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good... They want you to jump into
this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they bite you."

"Well, all right, but hold my sign. I don't wanna lose it."

Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of those
side-of-the-road gas stations.  The attendant walks out, looks at my truck,
looks at me, and (I SWEAR) he said, "Tire go flat?"

I couldn't resist. I said, "Nope.  I was driving around and those other three
just swelled right up on me.  Here's your sign."

We were trying to sell our car about a year ago.  A guy came over to the house
and drove the car around for about 45 minutes.  We get back to the house, he
gets out of the car, reaches down and grabs the exhaust pipe, then goes, "Darn
that's hot!"

See? If he'd been wearing his sign, I could have stopped him.