A man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of vodka. The
bartender
says, "Six shots?! What's wrong?" "I found out my
older brother is
gay," replied the man. The next night, he walked into
the bar again
and asked for six shots of vodka. "What now?" asked
the bartender. "I
found out my younger brother is gay," replied the
man. The night after
that, the man walked into the bar again and asked for
six shots of
vodka. "Jeez, does ANYBODY in your family like women?"
asked the
bartender. The man replied, "Yeah...my wife"
JizzY
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"Behind
Death, the patricians small pet swamp dragon
held on grimly to the bony hips
and thought: 'gaurds or
no gaurds, the next time we pass a window I'm going
to
run like buggery'."