A man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of vodka. The bartender
says, "Six shots?! What's wrong?" "I found out my older brother is
gay," replied the man. The next night, he walked into the bar again
and asked for six shots of vodka. "What now?" asked the bartender. "I
found out my younger brother is gay," replied the man. The night after
that, the man walked into the bar again and asked for six shots of
vodka. "Jeez, does ANYBODY in your family like women?" asked the
bartender. The man replied, "Yeah...my wife"
 
 
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"Behind Death, the patricians small pet swamp dragon
held on grimly to the bony hips and thought: 'gaurds or
no gaurds, the next time we pass a window I'm going to
run like buggery'."