Welcome to the home of Monkey's Musings. Bassist/vocalist Eric "Monkey" Lichtfuss regularly fills this space with his meaty morsels of thought. Check back often!

Current Events - 3/15/2000

"Shoot me!" "So, we've finally begun photo shoots for the CD sleeve. We're going to wind up with a lot of pictures that will be locked away forever-much to our relief. Others will be seen by all, and even more tha that will hopefully shoe up on the webpage, for public consumption and ridicule. "Anyway, we started on Saturday evening out on the Mall in downtown D.C., and just played around like a bunch of prepubescent school girls who don't know when they're being inappropriate. I think the only difference is that we're men, (except me) and we're post-pubescent (except Chris). "If any of you beautiful women out there (you know who you are) want to do a photo session with us for the X-rated version of the album (only a tenative project-OK, it's completely fictional, but that doesn't mean there can't be a photo shoot), please e-mail us. We'll do requests. I love you all, and made love to all your dogs! --monkey

If I Were A Toy - 3/1/2000

If I were a toy, it would have to be an adult toy. But not just any adult toy. I'd have to be a woman's toy. I think that I can leave the rest up to your imagination. Except that I have to say that the whole of me could never encounter a certain area of the woman who's toy I was. I'd have to be closer to the stomach than the spine. And that woman musn't have too much stomach, or butt, or thigh, or anything for that matter. Not that I'd have to be any sort of toy in particular. I'm really not trying to direct you to thinking that I want to be any one thing in particular. I could be any of a myriad of things, use your imagination. OK, I want to be the ben-wah balls of Pink.