colin bakeror somethingis actually Jonny's brother,
but you wouldn't know. Colin is the only member of the band to
have taken more than two attempts at his driving test - a source
of constant taunting from Phil. colin bakeror somethingis actually Jonny's brother,
but you wouldn't know. Colin is the only member of the band to
have taken more than two attempts at his driving test - a source
of constant taunting from Phil.
Colin has never been able to program his VCR properly, and therefore is very jealous of people who can open crisps without having to use a pair of scissors. After therapy, Colin has stopped biting his toenails.
He plays the bass guitar in Radiohead, but enjoys pissing about on keyboards in the brief time that he worked as a Channel 5 retuner. He always sleeps with two pillows. He never gets drunk before gigs now after he played to a crowd of 3,000 in Germany wearing a bikini. Colin also always plays with the red army in Stratego which means that he has trouble playing against Phil.
Colin holds a forged senior citizens bus pass which will run out in a few months, so if there are any people out there who could sort him out with a new one, I'm sure he'd be most grateful. During the recording of 'Black Star', Colin left early in order to get to a relative's wedding on time which is why you can hear a door slam in the distance at 3:11.
Colin can run faster than anyone else in the band, but isn't very good at the field events.
Colin's nickname is 'Ironballs'.