second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He
thinks nothing and about to shoot when he hears,"Ribbit. 9 Iron" The
man looks around doesn't see anyone. "Ribbit. 9 Iron." He looks at
the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts his other club
away, and grabs a 9 iron. Booms! He hits it. 10 inches from the cup.
He is shocked. He says to the frog, "Wow that's amazing. You must
be a lucky frog, eh?" The frog replies: "Ribbit. Lucky frog." The man
decides to take the frog with him to the next hole. "What do you think
frog?" the man asks. "Ribbit. 3 wood." Without hestitation, he took
out a 3 wood and Boom! Hole in one. The man is befuddled and
doesn't kwow what to say. By the end of the day, he golfed the best
game of golf in his life.
He then asks the frog, "OK where to next?" the frog replies, "Ribbit.
Las Vegas." They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now
what?" The frog says, "Ribbit, Roulette." Upon approaching the
roulette table, the man aks, "What do you think I should bet?" The
frog replies, "Ribbit. $3000, black 6." Now this is a million-to-one shot
to win, but after the golf game, he figures what the heck. Boom! Tons
of cash come sliding back across the table.
The end of the day, the guy takes the winnings and buys the best
room in the hotel. He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know
how to repay you. You've won me all this money; I am forever grateful
and I wish if there is anything I can do for you." The frog replies,
"Ribbit, Kiss me." He figures why not, since after all the frog did for
him. With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous 15-year-old girl.
"And that, You Honor, is how the girl ended up in my hotel roo."